CNN is finally reporting why there was a nearly 24 hour delay in announcing that Cheney shot somebody. It turns out that Harry Whittington was a plant. It turns out that Cheney's true victim was someone else:
(It should be noted, however, that earlier there were some other theories.)
Click the image for the full article. Click here to discover other Vice-Presidential victims. (Via boing-boing)
Update: Cheney shoots someone; Jon Stewart reports. You know you want to see this.