You've really got to hand it to short people. Because they often can't reach it.— rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 8, 2012
Actually, one more while I'm at it:
Funerals. RT— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 19, 2012
@mcdonalds: What brings your family together?
...I came across this guy's twitter feed here. Most of its humor simply wasn't to my taste (some I found positively distasteful). But those two made me, as the kids say, LOL.