Proof That Plato Never Took Care of a Toddler

Socrates: ...If you and I were to disagree as to whether one number were more than another, would that make us angry and enemies? Should we not settle such a dispute at once by counting?

Euthyphro: Of course.

-- Plato, Euthyphro, 7b

...presumably Plato never was in charge of a national census, or vote counting in Florida, either.