Just saw this news. He was a marvelous writer; I've read a great many of his books -- the ones that come first to my mind are his Alice and Snark annotations, but there are so many others -- Aha, Gotcha!, which I read and reread as a child; his other annotations of poems, including "Casey at the Bat"; many collections of his essays; his wonderful book The Whys of a Philosophical Scrivener; and others, too.
RIP.
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"There is naught that you can do, other than to resist, with hope or without it. But you do not stand alone."
Monday, May 24, 2010
Poem of the Day
The Spider and the Ghost of the Fly
Once I loved a spider
When I was born a fly,
A velvet-footed spider
With a gown of rainbow-dye.
She ate my wings and gloated.
She bound me with a hair.
She drove me to her parlor
Above her winding stair.
To educate young spiders
She took me all apart.
My ghost came back to haunt her.
I saw her eat my heart.
-- Vachel Lindsay
Once I loved a spider
When I was born a fly,
A velvet-footed spider
With a gown of rainbow-dye.
She ate my wings and gloated.
She bound me with a hair.
She drove me to her parlor
Above her winding stair.
To educate young spiders
She took me all apart.
My ghost came back to haunt her.
I saw her eat my heart.
-- Vachel Lindsay
Mark Twain Has a New Book Due Out in November
Yes, that Mark Twain; and yes, I'm perfectly serious. Twain wrote an autobiography, with a 100-year embargo on it. 100 years are up.
Holy !@#$%, is what I say.
(Via Gerry)
Holy !@#$%, is what I say.
(Via Gerry)
Friday, May 21, 2010
"I know about the holograms"
Behold, the champion of the people, Nebraska's Democratic Senator, Ben Nelson:
So, kids, always remember:
Although Nelson does add something else...
(Image source. Poster made at this site.)
“I've never used an ATM, so I don't know what the fees are,” Nelson said, adding that he gets his cash from bank tellers, just not automatic ones. “It's true, I don't know how to use one. But I could learn how to do it just like I've . . . I swipe to get my own gas, buy groceries. I know about the holograms.”(Link via Paul Waldman, who has further thoughts on the use of this phrase.)
By “holograms,” Nelson clarified that he meant the bar codes on products read by automatic scanners in the checkout lanes at stores such as Lowe's and Menard's.
So, kids, always remember:
Although Nelson does add something else...
“I go and get my own seating assignment on an airplane,” Nelson said. “I mean, I'm not without some skills. I just haven't had the need to use an ATM.”Gets his own seat! Good god. And to think I might have underestimated him.
(Image source. Poster made at this site.)
Oh Those Left Wing Extremists!
You know what Dennis Kucinish is up to now? He's sponsoring a bill to make it illegal for the President of the United States* to execute American citizens without trial. (link via)
God, the radicalism! He must be a commie. Or a Muslim. Or Jacobin. Or something. I mean, next thing he'll be trying to outlaw indefinite detention without charge or trial at the whim of the executive. Or even torture!
I mean, how un-American can you get? After all, what did Washington, Franklin, Jefferson and Adams stand for if not "assassination, infinite detention and torture"?
What? Someone in the back said something ... "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?" No, I'm pretty sure that was the Communist Manifesto. Or the Koran. Or at least someone French.
Americans don't believe shit like that.
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* For those of you keeping score at home, that'd be Barack Obama, folks. Yes, the "liberal" "democrat". Claiming the powers of assassination of American citizens**. Building on Bush's nice base of indefinite detention and torture for the same. Gotta go for the trifecta, dontcha know.
** I'm tempted to point out that thecommunist manifesto koran french document saying frenchie things whoever-it-was that wrote "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" didn't actually restrict those rights to American citizens. They actually thought they belonged to, y'know, everybody. (Well, ok, all men; the word "women" wasn't added until Stanton's 1848 edit.) I might even imply that the people who pledged their "lives, fortunes and sacred honors" to defend those rights would have gone so far as to claim that the U. S. government shouldn't torture, detain without trial or assassinate anyone.
But nah. That'd be just crazy, right?
God, the radicalism! He must be a commie. Or a Muslim. Or Jacobin. Or something. I mean, next thing he'll be trying to outlaw indefinite detention without charge or trial at the whim of the executive. Or even torture!
I mean, how un-American can you get? After all, what did Washington, Franklin, Jefferson and Adams stand for if not "assassination, infinite detention and torture"?
What? Someone in the back said something ... "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?" No, I'm pretty sure that was the Communist Manifesto. Or the Koran. Or at least someone French.
Americans don't believe shit like that.
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* For those of you keeping score at home, that'd be Barack Obama, folks. Yes, the "liberal" "democrat". Claiming the powers of assassination of American citizens**. Building on Bush's nice base of indefinite detention and torture for the same. Gotta go for the trifecta, dontcha know.
** I'm tempted to point out that the
But nah. That'd be just crazy, right?
Monday, May 03, 2010
Ayn Rand, Chinese Christianity, fly fishing, the Front de libération du Québec, Cthulhu Mythos, Historiography of the French Revolution...
...the War in Darfur, Hebrew Printing in America, Justification (in a theological sense), Richard Nixon, Scientology, Marvel comics' Daredevil, Opus Dei, Harold Pinter, Irish Railways, Classical Guitar, the Duwamish tribe of Washington state, and Yellowstone National Park.
What do these things have in common?
There are bibliographies of them listed on Wikipedia.
There are, however, subcategories of bibliographies about Spiderman, the X-Men, Cricket Books & Magazines and Science Publications.
There is also a list of bibliographies with links to bibliographies elsewhere online. It's a bit shorter than the categories list.
Wikipedia is weird and wonderful.
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Disclaimer #1: I can vouch for the quality of none of these bibliographies.
Disclaimer #2: Wikipedia changes constantly, so some of these -- or even the whole !@#$% category page -- may be gone if you actually check.
What do these things have in common?
There are bibliographies of them listed on Wikipedia.
There are, however, subcategories of bibliographies about Spiderman, the X-Men, Cricket Books & Magazines and Science Publications.
There is also a list of bibliographies with links to bibliographies elsewhere online. It's a bit shorter than the categories list.
Wikipedia is weird and wonderful.
***
Disclaimer #1: I can vouch for the quality of none of these bibliographies.
Disclaimer #2: Wikipedia changes constantly, so some of these -- or even the whole !@#$% category page -- may be gone if you actually check.
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