Thursday, August 16, 2012

Thoughts on Yoram Hazony's Philosophy of Hebrew Scripture

Note: Since this entry is long even by my generous standards -- just shy of 10,000 words -- I have made it available as a doc file here and as a pdf file here for anyone who might prefer to read it in that format. Those versions, however, are lagging behind this one insofar as incorporating typo fixes goes. -- SF

The better part of wisdom, then, will be for every man to suspect the conclusions of his own mind.

-- Yoram Hazony, The Philosophy of Hebrew Scripture (2012), p. 172.

1.

Yoram Hazony's new book, The Philosophy of Hebrew Scripture, is a fabulous book, and I recommend it highly to everyone interested in the bible; most people interested in philosophy would like it too. Of course, in the characteristic way of academics, my praise does not mean that I agree with all of Hazony's arguments. Some of them I find so convincing that I find it hard to imagine how anyone could disagree (although, people being people, I'm sure that some will). But others I have some serious disagreements with -- although disagreements might not be quite the word: I think the arguments are basically right, all things considered, but that there are important issues passed over which call the entire project into question. It is these latter issues that I will focus on in this not-quite review.

Why a not-quite review, and not just a review tout court? Because I am disqualified in several senses from writing a proper review. I will enumerate them here, so that any readers who wish to can bail, and others will be forewarned to make allowances for them.

First, I know Yoram. I haven't seen him in, well, decades, but we've exchanged a few emails and I think of him as a friend. I liked him when we were together in person, and hope to see him again sometime. I know him as an incredibly smart, interested and interesting person; I am disposed to think well of him. It is for that reason, more than any other, that I preordered his book and read it as soon as I got it. So I am biased in his favor.

Second, I know Yoram's politics, and worldview more broadly, and I disagree with him in a large number of ways. Yoram is an Orthodox Jew, a right-wing Zionist (when I knew him, he was living in the west bank settlement of Eli, although he no longer does) and a conservative in many senses. While there are important issues we agree on -- he is spending a lot of his energy and time promoting the model of the liberal arts college, a project I cheer on -- for the most part I think he is fighting for causes I either oppose or am agnostic on. I am (perhaps overly) aware of a lot of the political impetus behind his scholarly work. For these reasons I am disposed to be suspicious of his intellectual projects,. So I am biased against him.

It would be overly glib to assert that these two biases counteract each other and leave me a neutral party, and I don't think it's true. What I hope is that as someone who likes and knows Yoram, but disagrees with him in pretty fundamental ways, I will have an interesting and worthwhile perspective on his work. I think that's true. But it's certainly not a neutral perspective. Caveat lector.

Finally -- and perhaps most importantly -- I am disqualified from writing a review because I am expert in none of the areas Hazony (to shift back to the customary way of referring to authors, even ones one knows) discusses in his book. I am not a biblical scholar -- indeed, I don't even know Hebrew. I am not, despite a two-decade old major in the subject, a philosopher. I am a historian, but the history involved in this book is distant from any expertise I possess in both time and space. Nor do I know well any of a number of other fields which could easily shed interesting light on Hazony's work. Rather, I approach Hazony's book as an interested amateur. Now, that too might be a worthwhile perspective -- Hazony is writing deliberately so as to speak to non-specialists. Indeed, since what Hazony hopes to do is to change the way academics and others talk about certain issues, I am in one of the target audiences for his book. But I can't confirm or deny what he says on other than internal and logical grounds -- not on grounds of independent expertise. So remember, as you read this: I Am Not an Expert In This. (IANEIT).

Now, I desperately want to read reviews of The Philosophy of Hebrew Scripture by people with expertise in a wide variety of areas. I'd like to read reviews by Richard Eliot Friedman, by James Kugel, by Neil Gillman; by Daniel Dennett, by Eric Reitan, by Edward Feser, by Hilary Putnam, by Dan Fincke. (Not that I have any reason to think that any of those people are planning to review the book.) But it was just published. The only reviews I know of so far are basically promotional reviews -- reviews saying, hey, this is a good book, read it, rather than ones taking stock of or issue with the book in a knowledgeable way. So, in the meantime, here's what I think, knowing no better.

2.

In chapter two of The Philosophy of Hebrew Scripture Hazony makes an interesting argument that the purpose of a text is far more central to its interpretation than any other facts about it -- its date, say, or its author. Now obviously this is a complex issue, not least because our understanding of a text's date will (not inevitably but usually) shape our understanding of a text's purpose. But nevertheless, it's an interesting argument, and one that I don't recall seeing advanced in any literary criticism I've read. (But remember, IANEIT: I Am Not an Expert In This.)

Taking seriously this idea, that an author's purpose is central to interpreting their text, let me start with Hazony's own statement of his own purpose, from the opening paragraph to his first chapter:
In this book, I propose that if we want to understand the ideas the Hebrew Scriptures were written to advance, we should read these texts much as we read the writings of Plato or Hobbes -- as works of reason or philosophy, composed to assist individuals and nations looking to discover the true and the good in accordance with man's natural abilities. I don't mean that this is the only way to read these texts. Nor do I believe that the understanding that emerges from such readings has to give us the final picture of the biblical authors' worldview. But... I believe that in reading the Hebrew Scriptures as works of reason or philosophy, we come much closer to the teachings of the biblical authors meant to place before us than we do if we assume these works were composed as reports of "revelation" -- of knowledge obtained by means of a series of miracles.
Hazony's text divides into two major parts, the first outlining how one would read the Hebrew Scriptures, or the Tanakh as I will call it here,* -- what it means, for example, to read as philosophy a book that is composed primarily of narratives, prophetical orations and legal codes. The second part then offers readings of the philosophical stance of the Tanakh in five areas: ethics, political philosophy, epistemology (focusing entirely on the book of Jeremiah), the nature of truth, and the nature of reason and revelation. There are some other issues that Hazony goes into, either as peripheral matters or as necessary ground-clearing to this work, and some of this is quite interesting (for instance, his discussion of the different purposes of (and natures of, and self-descriptive metaphors of) the Tanakh and the New Testament is very good), but those are the basic parts of the book, following naturally from Hazony's own self-understanding of his own purposes.

But before we leave Hazony's statement of purpose, let me draw some attention to a few features of it. First, note that Hazony's paradigms -- not in the by-now all-but-ubiquitous Kuhnian sense of the word (i.e. roughly "worldview"), but in the root sense of archetypal cases which are the purest and best examples of a phenomenon -- for philosophy are Plato and Hobbes. And much of the surrounding vocabulary reflects this emphasis -- in particular his repeated pairing of reason and philosophy as if they were all but synonymous, and his thumbnailing of the purpose of philosophy as works "composed to assist individuals and nations looking to discover the true and the good in accordance with man's natural abilities". This is a decidedly old-fashioned sense of what philosophy is and what it does. (Replace "Plato and Hobbes" with "Wittgenstein and Heidegger", or "Kripke and Derrida", and you get a very different sense of what to expect from philosophy). In a work that sets out to say what the Tanakh's philosophy is, the fact that Hazony has a very particular, and in many ways a very dated, idea of what this thing called "philosophy" is is of some import.

I can imagine Hazony replying that the old view is preferable, and that anyway can one really say that Plato and Hobbes are 'dated'? To which I would in turn reply that the old view may well be preferable, and that I would be interested in (if skeptical about) an attempt to restore those emphases to philosophy, but that such a project would need to be done, not assumed, and that it would need to confront the fact that the changes in the nature of philosophy in modern times was not simply a change in fashion, but occurred for reasons, and whether those were good or bad they would need to be addressed. And as to the idea that Plato and Hobbes can't be dated, I don't mean to imply that their ideas are wrong, let alone obviously wrong, simply that their conception of philosophy as an enterprise is no longer the one that is current, and that various things follow from that (for instance, when people take Plato and Hobbes's ideas seriously these days, they tend to restate them in a modern idiom). So I maintain it is of some import that Hazony has a old-fashioned notion of philosophy, since even if such could be defended, Hazony doesn't really do so.**

A second feature to note about Hazony's statement of purpose is one that is slipped in in a single word. Read again Hazony's statement summing up "works of reason or philosophy" as ones which are "composed to assist individuals and nations looking to discover the true and the good in accordance with man's natural abilities". The notion that not only individuals but nations might be engaged in "looking to discover the true and the good in accordance with man's natural abilities" is a particular and (to my mind) peculiar one. Most philosophy -- and here, I think (although IANEIT) this is not only a characteristic of modern philosophy, but of older philosophy too -- focuses on an individual search for truth. This is not to say that only individuals and not groups do philosophy, but in general the groups who do philosophy are schools of thought -- a set of people working deliberately together in a particular enterprise. That a nation might do such a thing requires a fairly particular idea of not only what philosophy is, but what nations are. It presumes that they are fairly coherent groups, ones which can be said to be engaged in specific enterprises, and that the sort of enterprises they might engage in include philosophical inquiry.

But I would suggest that this is not simply a verbal slip or a throwaway word. Rather, this notion that nations have the sort of coherence, collectivity, purpose, agency and so forth that this implies is, in fact, a deep and central part of Hazony's thinking. Recall that (as I mentioned before) Hazony is a Zionist. For him, Zionism is not merely about a simple desire to provide a refuge for Jews threatened with antisemitism, nor the creation of a place where Jewish culture (religious or secular or both) can flourish, let alone the ethnic colonialism that Zionism's opponents see it as. Rather, he sees nations as concrete entities, much in the way that (say) Marx saw classes. They are unified; they have agency; they do things. As with Hazony's view of philosophy, this too strikes me as a very old-fashioned view (albeit one that is still prominent in some circles), in this case a sort of Nineteenth-Century (ethnic) nationalism. Unlike Hazony's view of philosophy, I find this particular idea far less defensible (which is not to say, of course, that defenses might not be interesting or illuminating).

Ok, so Hazony is not just a Zionist, but a nationalist, in the broad sense of a believer in the reality of nations and the virtues of nation-states. But this is a book on the bible. Does his nationalism matter for it? -- Well, I think it does. First of all, Hazony's statement of purpose is (logically and textually) prior to his exploration of the Tanakh's political philosophy. Which is to say, Hazony gives the appearance of going into the bible with the preconception that the "nation" is a unit in a particular (and, I think, basically erroneous) sense. At the very least this will color his reading of the bible's text, which he sees as promoting nationalism as a political philosophy. Now, the causal order is complex here -- Hazony is a nationalist (at least in part) because he is a Zionist, and Zionism arose (at least in part) because of the biblical ideas of Jewish nationhood, so that in some sense the textual idea is prior to Hazony's own assumption. Nevertheless, it is worth be wary of the possibility of a subtle, cross-historical sort of circular reasoning here.

Furthermore, Hazony's Zionism is not unrelated to his purpose in writing The Philosophy of Hebrew Scripture. For Hazony's purpose is not limited to what he says in the paragraph I quote above. As he himself notes, "[t]he author of any given literary work usually has multiple purposes in mind in composing his text" (p. 49). If Hazony's primary purpose is to reshape how we read the bible -- he himself has called it "one of those 'How to Read the Bible' books" -- a secondary purpose, I think, is entwined with Hazony's larger aim of promoting the welfare of the Jewish nation. Hazony is a Jewish patriot (not quite the same thing as being an Israeli patriot), and I think one of his purposes in this book is to forward that cause. In large part he seeks to do this by increasing the intellectual respect in which the foundational text of the Jewish nation is held (more on this in a moment) -- not only for the sake of the text, but for the sake of the nation. But he also seeks to get us to think of nations as things which exist in the sense he sees them, to think of the Jewish people as the sort of thing which might do philosophy -- in part, by convincing them (us) that we began by doing it. This is, among other things, a political purpose. And while the pursuit of philosophy by more people in more ways is something I heartily endorse, the idea that nations (can) do philosophy is one that I think we ought to be deeply suspicious of, on factual, moral and epistemic grounds. And I am all the more wary when such an idea is not openly proposed and argued for, but is rather assumed, since assumptions can be far more affecting than arguments.

Finally, Hazony presents (at least in the above-quoted paragraph) his purpose as one involving a change in how we read the bible -- " if we want to understand the ideas the Hebrew Scriptures were written to advance," he, writes "we should read these texts" in a particular way. That is, in this formation the motive is understanding the Tanakh: given that purpose, read this way. But Hazony has a complementary purpose (again, as he writes, books are usually written with multiple purposes), namely to put forward the Tanakh as an important text in the history of philosophy and (hence?) in the discipline of philosophy. Hazony's introduction complains of the way that various histories of philosophy omit the bible from their story (pp. 16ff). His attack on the dichotomy between reason and revelation (and his concurrent, but not I think identical, argument that the Tanakh is more the former than the latter) is intended to make room for the bible in the history of philosophy. In other words, Hazony is not only saying that the proper way to read the bible is as philosophy; he is also saying that the proper way to read the history of philosophy is to include the bible in it. (I don't mean to imply that he is at all cagey about this purpose; it simply isn't mentioned in the paragraph I happened to quote above.) So as we evaluate Hazony's arguments, we should bear in mind this one as well.

Indeed, there is really a third argument here, namely that the Bible's philosophical interest is not merely historical, but is also of current philosophical interest: that is to say that it not only has shaped the development of western philosophy, but that it says things that ought to shape what we think, philosophically, now. Hazony -- in a way that fits with what I'm describing as his old-fashioned idea of philosophy -- does not actually distinguish these ideas: he seems to think that a claim of a work as formidable in the history of philosophy amounts to a claim that it is currently relevant too. While I agree that the history of philosophy is important in the current practice of it, I'm not sure that this means that a work's philosophical relevance simply follows from its historical importance (although IANEIT). So I think that this, too, is a matter that will deserve separate evaluation: does Hazony succeed in arguing that philosophers working today ought to read and take seriously the bible for their current work?

So those are Hazony's purposes, and some of his assumptions. The next obvious question is: Does Hazony succeed in his purposes? Are his arguments successful?

3.

Well, as you should know by now, IANEIT. But in my view the answer is: in part.

Hazony's readings of the bible are, I think, quite convincing. He casts extremely interesting light, for instance, on the ongoing contrast the Tanakh makes between the figure of the shepherd (instantiated in a series of figures, from Cain to Abraham to Moses to David) and the farmer (likewise from, from Abel on). His readings are very careful not to reduce figures to a clunky allegory, but to understand them as symbols while retaining their narrative and individual complexity.*** He is particularly good at drawing together separate strands of biblical narrative, showing how later ones complicate, shade and revise earlier ones -- and vice-versa. As I will get into later, I would call these readings "literary" rather than "philosophical", but whatever they are, they're good. He makes the text richer, makes one wish to return to it while at the same time shaping one's view of it. To the extent that Hazony is indeed trying to write a "How to read the Bible" book, he has succeeded magnificently.

There are, to be sure, quibbles one could make about many of his particular readings and the details of various of his arguments. I will mention one example. Hazony spends a large chunk of chapter seven talking about the idea that the Tanakh don't distinguish words and objects. (God only know how they'd translate Quine's most famous book.) It does not assume, Hazony argues, the distinction that the Greeks do between them. He focuses on the Hebrew word davar (דבר), which quite ordinarily means both "word" and "object" -- as he says, "the usage of davar is broader still, extending to cover not only speech and thought, but all that is embraced by the English term thing as well" (p. 208). He argues that rather than a dualism between language and the world, the biblical authors saw only a single sort of thing, which he calls "the object as understood".**** This all seems convincing to me. But there is an odd lacuna, where at times Hazony talks of things as opposed to speech, where the English word actually has some of the ambiguities of the Hebrew. Judging from the excerpts Hazony discusses, "thing" is not quite as flexible as the Hebrew "davar", But we do use "thing" both in opposition to words but also as a synonym for them. (How can you say such things? is an example.)

Thus, in the examples that Hazony uses of davar as meaning "object", he translates it***** as "thing" (p. 208). But in three of the five examples he gives of davar meaning "word" the English word "thing" also works:
You shall not shout, nor make any noise with your voice, nor shall any thing proceed from your mouth until the day I tell you to shout. (Joshua 6:10)

The commandment which I command you this day is not hidden from you... But the thing is very near to you, in your mouth and in your mind, that you may do it. (Deuteronomy 30:11, 14)

Beware that there be not an unworthy thing in your mind, saying, the seventh year, the year of release is at hand, and your eye be evil against your poor brother, so that you give him nothing. (Deuteronomy 15:9)
And, most significantly, in all three of the examples which Hazony sites of passages in which uses of davar are ambiguous as to whether they refer to words or objects, he also translates it as "thing".

Now, I'm not saying the words are equivalent. As I said, in two of the five examples of "davar" as "word" that Hazony sites, you can not translate it as "thing".§ Still, it seems like the existence of a parallel overlap in English, given the linguistic focus of this particular passage, is a real gap in Hazony's discussion here. I'm not quite sure what impact it would have on his overall conclusion -- perhaps none -- but I'd have liked to see him say that.

But such quibbles aside, Hazony's work is, I think, a magnificent book about the bible. It introduces new techniques for its interpretation, and demonstrates them with fascinating and powerful readings. Insofar as Hazony seeks to convince us that this is how the bible should be read, he succeeds quite well.

But having said that, this still leaves us with three (interrelated, but not identical) questions. First, does Hazony make his case that the Tanakh is a neglected work in the history of philosophy? Second, is in fact accurate to say that the method of reading that Hazony proposes (and demonstrates) amounts to reading the Tanakh as philosophy? And third, does Hazony make the case that the Tanakh is philosophically relevant for us, now -- that it has valuable contributions to make to contemporary philosophy?

We will start with the first question. While Hazony doesn't confront this aspect question head-on, it seems to me there is an ineluctable contradiction at the heart of his wish that the Bible get its due in the history of philosophy (and similar areas of intellectual history), namely, that if the Tanakh hasn't generally been taken seriously over time, then that fact alone does much to disqualify it from mention in those histories. Which is to say that Hazony seems to be claiming both that the philosophical tradition has been unjustly ignoring the bible's intellectual contributions, and that the bible's intellectual contributions have been omitted from the standard histories of philosophy. But of course if the bible's views have indeed been overlooked -- and Hazony himself demonstrates in much detail the way that Christian approaches to the Tanakh have obscured what he sees as its intellectual arguments -- then they haven't made contributions to the history of philosophy as it actually happened.

Here is where Hazony's conflation of a work's importance in the history of philosophy with a work's current (or abstract) philosophical value tells. It's quite possible to say that an important work was ignored -- so that, while it had (and has) current (and abstract) value, that value wasn't actually incorporated into the philosophical conversation. (It's also possible to say that a once influential work was overestimated, and has, in the light of present views anyway, little value.) But the philosophical tradition, like any intellectual tradition, is in large measure an ongoing conversation. That a voice has been unjustly ignored, and perhaps should no longer be, does not alter the fact that it has been ignored.

Now the contradiction here is not quite as stark as I'm making it out to be. There are ways that these ideas -- a work was both influential and ignored -- can be reconciled. Perhaps a work's ideas were incorporated into a tradition without their source ever being acknowledged. Or perhaps a work was once influential, but that influence has been forgotten. (Hazony talks about that possibility in this article, but not in the present book.) And of course it's a fair point to say that the fact that a work made important points is itself a fact of intellectual history, even if it is a fact that did not impress later contributors in a tradition. Nevertheless, Hazony does not confront this particular contribution, or clarify what exactly he wants from histories of philosophy (a recognition that there are ideas in the Tanakh were not influential although they ought to have been? A recognition that they were influential but this fact was never recognized or has been forgotten?) Until he clarifies these issues, I think you have to say that while he succeeds in arguing that the bible does have views on philosophical topics, what this means for intellectual history is left unexamined.

4.

What about the broader issue -- namely, whether the very successful method (and applications of it) that Hazony proposes for reading the bible amount to reading it as philosophy (setting aside the issue of the status of that philosophy in the history of the subject)? Does he make that case?

Well, Hazony's readings are, as I said, successful in my view. And part of that is that he succeeds in demonstrating that the Tanakh has substantive philosophical positions on issues such as the role of the state, ethics, epistemology and the nature of truth. I am less sure, however, that that is adequate to qualify the work as philosophy. This is a tricky issue -- as Stanley Cavell has noted, the question of what counts as philosophy is itself a philosophical question -- but I think that the Tanakh, even granting Hazony's readings of it, does not qualify as philosophy on at least two counts (or perhaps I should say in two senses), one minor, and one more central.

The minor one is simply that one might argue that an essential aspect for a work's being philosophy is that it is engaged in the ongoing conversation that has made up philosophy since Plato, if not before. There are various versions of this idea -- that philosophy is best understood as a conversation, or a series of texts, rather than actual issues -- and I'm not myself sold on any of them. (For example, they leave quite uncertain the claim of, say, Indian or Chinese philosophy to that status -- an exclusion that I think most people would not want to countenance.) Nevertheless, my own thoughts aside (and IANEIT) it's an important school of thought on this issue, and it seems worth mentioning. But of course it's something that an be easily gotten around -- if Hazony is successful in convincing philosophers that the Tanakh is best read as philosophy and thus incorporating it into the conversation in the future. In this sense, Hazony might be right if and only if he succeeds -- he might, that is, make the Tanakh philosophy rather than discovering it to be so. But this just presses the questions of the work's qualifications in other senses.

Which leads me to my major concern, which is that while I think Hazony quite clearly shows that the Tanakh takes philosophical stances, I don't think that Hazony succeeds in showing that the Tankah makes arguments. And insofar as the reasoned argument is central to what philosophy is, this is a disqualifying problem.

Now, it's not the case that reasoned argument is all that philosophy is. Philosophers have always relied upon stories and fables to make points -- Plato's cave, Descartes's demon, Nietzsche's madman and Wittgenstein's society of builders all come to mind. Images, counter-examples, rhetoric -- lots of philosophy takes forms apart from arguments. For that matter, some have (ironically) argued that Wittgenstein makes no arguments (I don't think that's true, save in an overly narrow sense of the term argument (but IANEIT)). One might claim the same for Emerson, who has influenced so many philosophers, and whom Cavell has labored so hard (in a project with some similarities to Hazony's, come to think of it) to argue is and should be understood as a major philosopher.

Nevertheless, I think that argument is pretty central to philosophy, and that most people would agree to this. Most if not all of the fables cited above, for instance, are made in order to explain or advance arguments in which they appear. Whether a work that is, overwhelmingly, non-argumentative can be philosophy strikes me as questionable.

Hazony, of course, sees this problem, and has a chapter -- chapter three -- devoted to it. But I think he elides his own question there. He conflates two issues: can a narrative and orational work present positions on philosophical issues, and can a narrative and orational work make arguments on them (at least, without diverting from their major modes to present strait argumentation á la Ayn Rand which everyone agrees the Bible does not do -- and thank God for that!).

Let me tread carefully here. Hazony is at great pains to say that the Tanakh is not simply presenting its philosophical positions as true on the basis of divine revelation (as, he argues, the New Testament more or less does). And I do think he's successful in showing that. But he seems, ironically, to fall into a dichotomy he is also at pains to attack, namely the reason/revelation dichotomy. Having shown that the Tankah's basis for its claims is not simply that God said it, I believe it, that settles it, he seems to take for granted that the (only) alternative is reason.

But I don't think that's right -- or, if it is, it necessitates in taking "reason" so broadly that philosophy must itself be something narrower. Nor, I think, is it simply a matter of topic, whereby any text which has positions on particular issues (epistemology, say) thereby counts as philosophy. After all, a lot of modern science has cast very powerful light on what have been, traditionally, philosophical questions; that doesn't make the science into philosophy. Philosophers can and do do philosophy based on the science, but that is a separate enterprise, involving making reasoned arguments of a particular kind which are grounded in the science. And the same point could be made for a lot of disciplines -- economics, political science, anthropology, history, and so on.

Which is to say, that I think that Hazony succeeds in showing that the Tanakh is engaging in reasoned discourse, taking stands on philosophical issues -- but not in showing that it makes philosophical arguments. And that this distinction is precisely the one that is relevant in distinguishing between a work that might be interesting on philosophical points (such that philosophers might wish to read it) and a work that is, itself, philosophy.

Consider, as an example, Hazony's discussion in chapter four, "The Ethics of a Shepherd". Hazony convincingly shows that the Tanakh returns repeatedly to the contrasting figures of the farmer and the shepherd; that it sees these types as having fundamentally different types of moral outlooks and approaches; and that it prefers the latter (although not in a simple way that does not recognize its limitations and the virtues of the farmer). This is, indeed, a complex ethical view as Hazony presents it.

But what are the arguments in favor of shepherd ethics over farmer ethics? I don't see that Hazony shows the Tanakh makes any. Not that it claims a preference for the former on revelatory grounds either. Rather, it presents a narrative -- in Tolkien's words, a history, real or feigned§§ -- which shows those types in operation. Is the claim that these were real events, and therefore the conclusions drawn must be accepted (which, obviously, doesn't follow)? Or is it that these ideal types can be seen in any human situations? Or simply that they are the most useful categories for understanding particular ethical questions? Or what? Well, so far as Hazony clarifies matters, none of these -- it simply presents the schema, with a great deal of literary complexity, and draws its conclusions (or makes its points) based on that narrative; but why we should ourselves adopt those conclusions is not addressed.

Now, again, I'm not saying that this is not a text upon which one could build philosophical arguments. Having uncovered these patterns in the biblical narrative, Hazony, or someone else, could easily make an argument about why this moral conclusion is in fact correct -- based on simply the biblical narrative, or based on other considerations, or some mixture. But then, people can (and do) philosophize based on Shakespeare's stories too. It doesn't make them, themselves, philosophy.

Again: I'm not saying that Hazony fails in showing that the Tanakh has reasoned views on philosophical points. But the reasoning in question is literary -- narrative (whether fictional or historical) -- not philosophical. Narrative reasoning is powerful, and often more persuasive than reasoned argumentation. (Actually, it seems more akin to the persuasion of the sophists than it is to that of their opponents, the philosophers.) But it is not argumentation.

One more example, considered more briefly, will suffice, although I think some variation on this point could be made for each of Hazony's chapters. In chapter eight, Hazony argues -- again, successfully -- that the Biblical texts have a view on truth that is quite different from the correspondence theory that dates back to the Greeks. He argues that rather than dividing words and objects into two categories, that the Tanakh has just one category -- davar, "objects as conceived" -- and that "truth" can apply to davarthat we would call objects as much as words, and that it involves reliability rather than correspondence. Now, this is an interesting view of truth -- Hazony does not mention, save in the most passing and fleeting of fashions, the American Pragmatist philosophers, but it seems to me that what Hazony sees as the biblical view of truth has a lot in common with the Pragmatist one. It's certainly a view of truth for which arguments can be made. And Hazony is persuasive that it is the view that the biblical authors in fact held. But what he doesn't do is show that they have any arguments for it, in a philosophical sense. It's not that the view is unmotivated, nor that it is divinely sanctioned. But whatever justification for it arises from the Tanakh does in virtue of its successful use, rather than out of argument. They make a case for it by employing it, and showing it works. But they don't argue for it -- not even to the extent of turning that into an argument by saying, 'we're going to show that this view is right by employing it successfully--'. Rather, they just adopt it.

Now, Hazony might justly accuse me of splitting hairs here. Does it matter, he might ask, whether or not the views the Tanakh presents are argued for as long as they are presented clearly and motivated by things well within the bounds of rational inquiry? If it's not philosophy as presently conceived, so what? Can't we still take it seriously?

Well, yes -- except as philosophy. Which is to say that taking something seriously as philosophy is very different from taking it seriously as narrative. Which leads me to my final question, whether Hazony succeeds in presenting the Tanakh as something that contemporary readers interested in philosophy ought to take seriously in the context of that pursuit. Is the Tanakh relevant, philosophically, today?

5.


By now the reader will have will have anticipated my skepticism on this matter. But I should begin by emphasizing that my view here is not wholly negative. As Hazony presents them, the various philosophical views of the Tanakh could well be worth taking seriously as philosophy, even if the Tanakh itself merely presents (rather than argues for) those views. But there are a lot of caveats here, and I think they're worth spelling out.

First, the fact that the Tanakh is (at best) ancient philosophy not previously considered as such will mean that any influence its philosophy can have will be greatly filtered. Obviously philosophers still can and do take seriously the arguments of Plato and Hobbes. But they don't take them straight; at the very least, they rephrase them in a modern idiom, and consider (and defend, and most often adjust) them in the light of later philosophical work. There are contemporary platonists and hobbesians, but none who simply ignore the views of Kant and Rawls. What Hazony presents as philosophical views he presents in (to some extent) a modern philosophical idiom, but he does not consider how they hold up against later philosophical developments. He would probably say doing so is premature -- that first the views must be understood. And it's hard to begrudge him that. At the same time, any philosopher waking up, a Rip Van Winkle several thousand years out of date, is going to be of questionable relevance to contemporary philosophy. The conversation has simply moved on. Donny, you're out of your element. §§§

(One aspect of this, which Hazony doesn't really address, is the fact that at least some of the historical changes that have taken place since the writing of the Bible several thousand years ago do, in fact, change the sort of arguments that philosophers can and do have. Perhaps this isn't true about epistemology or ethics -- although even in those cases a claim could be made. But in his fifth chapter, Hazony writes a whole chapter about the relation of the individual to the state without any recognition that what "the state" refers to nowadays is a radically different thing than what it referred to in the past, or that social, economic and technological changes have transformed the issues involved significantly if not fundamentally. At the very minimum, any philosophical contribution that the Tanakh might have into political philosophy as it is relevant to matters today is going to require a very substantial rethinking and reformulation of its views -- possibly so substantial as to make them basically new views strongly influenced by the Tanakh rather than the same views reformulated.)

Related to this point, I'm somewhat unsure about Hazony's own familiarity with contemporary philosophy. It's far from nonexistent -- he cites a bunch of contemporary philosophy, and seems fluent with it. Certainly he seems to know as much about it as, say, I do. But then, IANEIT: and I might be missing what Hazony is missing. And even I can tell he's missing a fair bit.§§§§ For example, Hazony contrasts the biblical view of truth with the correspondence theory of truth, and with the coherence view of truth -- two standards, two be sure. But there's been a lot of recent work in this area, and how Hazony's arguments would stand up for someone familiar with it I simply don't know. (I should add Keith DeRose to my list of hoped-for reviewers.) I myself kept thinking of pragmatist views of truth, as I noted above; and an expert might contrast the (rather varying!) views of Peirce, James and Dewey with those of modern pragmatists such as Putnam and Haack. (And that's just the neighborhood I live in; there are lots of others that I don't know, and it seems Hazony doesn't know either.) Into such a rich intellectual ecosystem, will something which has skipped thousands of years of intellectual evolution have something new and relevant to say? (Again, the contrast here is with the views of earlier thinkers, Plato and Hobbes and so forth, whose successors have continuously changed and updated those views to fit the ongoing intellectual ecosystem.) I don't know, but I'm somewhat skeptical.

Of course the belated, rip-van-winkle nature of the views in the Tanakh is not, in and of itself, an insurmountable objection. It's a problem which could easily be overcome (by, say, a series of self-appointed tanakhians who would do for the Tanakh what modern platonists do for Plato). But this, of course, raises the question: why should we take these views seriously?

This is an issue that Hazony does not actually address. He seems to take it for granted that the views ought to be taken seriously. And, of course, insofar as one is interested in the Bible as a topic of study -- or any of the many disciplines that that would be an adjunct to, like the history of the ancient near east -- he's right: it's self-justifying. But the same does not hold for the Tanakh as a possible entrant into contemporary philosophical debates. That needs independent justification. Which is to say that if Hazony's project succeeds in arguing that reading the Bible as philosophy is a powerful and important way to understand the Tanakh, he doesn't really try to argue that it's a powerful and important voice in contemporary philosophy. He just assumes it.

He does so -- he can get away with doing so -- because of the importance that our culture places on the Bible. Obviously, one would think, if the Bible has philosophical views to advance that's self-evidently important, right? Well, yes: but it's important because of the cultural role the Bible has and has had; and that is due to its religious importance.

There is a subtle sort of circular reasoning at work here. Remember that what Hazony is trying to do is establish the Tanakh as a worthy and interesting work of reason, apart from its role as a religious text (that is, apart from the question of its revelatory status if any, apart from its historical role in the development of Judaism and subsequent religions, etc.) But his ultimate argument for taking it seriously depends on the esteem in which we hold the Bible, which is entirely dependent upon those factors which Hazony is trying to sidestep.

To clarify this, imagine that someone wrote a book called The Philosophy of the Epic of Gilgamesh. This would be of obvious interest to anyone already interested in The Epic of Gilgamesh, and quite possibly of interest to people interested in the intellectual history of the Ancient Near East. But its importance to contemporary philosophy would be a wholly separate issue, one which would need separate justification on its own merits. Why isn't this true of the Bible? I submit we don't feel it's need because it's *T*H*E* *B*I*B*L*E* we're talking about -- that is, because of its claimed connection to God. We are back, in other words, on the grounds of revelation -- not reason.

Okay, so the importance of the philosophy contained in the Tanakh (on Hazony's (persuasive) reading) needs separate justification. But here is precisely where the issue discussed above -- the lack of arguments for these philosophical views, their grounding in narrative and poetic forms -- becomes telling. Because the reason that we ought to take this philosophy seriously, not as ancient intellectual history, but as a possible influence on contemporary philosophy, is going to rest on the strength of the arguments for these views. And those arguments are simply lacking -- certainly from the Tanakh itself, where the grounds for them are narrative.

I don't know -- but I suspect -- that Hazony seeks to argue for the importance of the Tanakh as philosophy not simply for its own sake (although obviously that too) nor simply because he finds the views powerful (although he clearly does) but also for reasons connected to his Jewish nationalism: putting the major texts of the Jewish nation into the center of the philosophical conversation of the west in the same way that many texts by the Ancient Greeks or 19th Century Germans (or, although he doesn't mention them, Contemporary Americans) already are. Not, note at the center of the conversation about Judaism or about religion, nor even (only) at the center of the conversation about the history of philosophy, but at the center of the conversation about philosophy that is happening now. But this he does not succeed at, because he literally does not give us reasons -- that is, arguments -- for doing so.

Could such arguments be given? In principle, sure. The views that Hazony ascribes (again, convincingly) to the Tanakh are interesting and certainly could be defended. But there is one potential problem in so doing, and one underexamined reason why many people -- even, possibly, including Hazony himself -- might not even want to. It is with these that I shall end.

First, there is the issue of God. In his introduction, Hazony is at some pains to note that oddball metaphysical views of many favorite philosophers -- Socrates's daimon, Nietzsche's eternal return, James's belief in spirits, Newton's astrological beliefs, and so forth -- and to point out that many works of philosophy even ascribe philosophical claims to various supernatural forces (e.g. Parmenides's ascription of his philosophy to divine revelation), and that the Tanakh should not be ruled out as a work of reason on those grounds.

And I agree: the Tanakh shouldn't be ruled out as a work of reason on those grounds -- namely, simply because it attributes some speeches and acts to God. But there is an additional consideration that none of Hazony's comparisons quite address that do -- potentially -- call its status as a work of reason into doubt.

The oddball metaphysical views of various other philosophers can be divided into three (possibly overlapping) categories. First, some of them are simply personal biographical details about various philosophers that people these days don't take seriously, and which (and this is key) one needn't take seriously to take their arguments seriously. So far as I know (IANEIT) no one these days takes Socrates's beliefs that he had a daemon talking to him, or Newton's astrological musings, or James's spiritualist dabblings, seriously. But we don't need to. Newton's astrology is entirely apart from his contributions (which, of course, are more science than philosophy, but I'm throwing him in here because Hazony does); James's spiritualism doesn't bear on his philosophical or psychological ideas in any but peripheral (and discardable) ways. Even Socrates's daemon, which (at least as the story is told in the Apology) is more central to his belief that he was wisest because he alone knew he knew nothing, is not central for the arguments that support that idea -- it is a matter of the context of discovery, not the context of justification. (And to whatever extent that it is the bedrock of Socrates's claims, of course, then we shouldn't take them seriously).

Second, some of the odd metaphysical views that Hazony discusses are actual philosophical positions which are argued for -- Plato's forms and Nietzsche's eternal return, for instance, fall into this category. But here the views stand or fall on the arguments, and if the arguments aren't sound, then those views are discarded. What saves those philosophers for others, however, is the fact that they make many arguments that are entirely separable from those metaphysical views. Plato's argument in the Euthyphro about deities as the source of morality (briefly, that if they could choose otherwise, then it's arbitrary and not morality at all, or if not, then they're not its source) is not dependent upon the notion of the forms. Neither are Neitzsche's arguments about morality. But here the separability of the views is key.

And, finally, some of the oddball metaphysical views Hazony mentions can be read simply as literary devices or concessions to a prevailing cultural belief, in which case, again, they are separable from the arguments.

But -- at least arguably -- the Tanakh's philosophical views rely upon God in a way that fits none of these categories. Certainly the existence of God is not a personal, eccentric belief of the authors of the Tanakh; it is not a philosophical position that is argued for in the Tanakh (it's mostly assumed); and it seems wrong to suggest it is simply a literary device. So the question is, is the existence of God a foundation upon which the philosophical views Hazony unveils rests? Or is it incidental to them?

Now, it's a bit hard to say specifically from Hazony's book if this is true or not because, to repeat, he doesn't actually show that the Tanakh presents arguments for its views. So it's not easy to say precisely what they're supposed to be grounded on. But there are reasons to think it's essential. For instance, Hazony is at some pains (in chapter eight) to make the case that the Tanakh does not argue that one must obey halacha (Jewish law) because God commanded it but rather argues that one ought to obey it because it will lead to a good life. The question is whether that argument can even begin to get off the ground without the postulate of the existence of God. Myself. I'm rather doubtful that it can. But -- again -- we'd need to see actual arguments.

Now some of my Noble Readers may by this point be chaffing at my assumption that the presumption of the existence of God disqualifies something for philosophical consideration. And of course in some obvious ways it doesn't. There's lots of philosophy that's written assuming that God exists -- theodical speculation, for example, or musings about how free will might fit with divine foreknowledge. But those are all specialized areas of philosophy -- subcategories, if you will. So far as I know (IANEIT) philosophical papers on areas such as ethics, political philosophy, epistemology and the nature of truth -- four areas where Hazony explicates a biblical view -- do not make that assumption.

This is not out of any bias against religious views. It's simply that such views limit the effectiveness of one's arguments. If you want to persuade through argument, you need to get people to agree to your premises, so you tend to limit the premises to what will carry the widest possible consent. And the existence of God doesn't fall into that category, at least not these days. Further, I would suggest that it shouldn't, since it's simply too big and complex an issue to tie into an epistemological framework. One doesn't want to be limited to arguing that given certain considerations, and presuming the existence of God, then a particular argument holds. It simply brings up too many extraneous and widely-disputed issues. §§§§§

In other words, while neither an author's belief in God, nor an author's description of divine revelation in a philosophical text, nor the hinging of some of their arguments on unproven metaphysics are an insurmountable problem, I think that having unproven metaphysical assumptions (i.e. the existence of God) as foundational for most of their arguments is one. And while, lacking arguments, it's not clear whether this is the case for the philosophy of the Hebrew scripture as Hazony outlines it, it seems like it might well be the case.

6.


Which leads us to the final issue, namely, to the reason why Hazony himself -- or, if not Hazony personally, then most people who share his rough outlook (e.g. religious thinkers who wish the Bible to be taken seriously) -- might themselves not even want the Bible taken seriously in the realm of contemporary philosophy: that if it were to be so taken, it would not be taken whole.

Philosophical views are not simply adopted whole by other philosophers. Of course certain arguments are taken as sound by nearly everybody. But nobody these days is simply a platonist or a hobesian, full stop. Philosophers take parts of any given view with only minor revisions, take others with substantial ones, and fully dismiss yet other parts. Of course, what people accept differs from case to case (on both ends). But even in the (fairly rare, I believe (IANEIT)) cases where a contemporary philosopher can be seen as largely adopting an older philosophical view, they tend to update it, to qualify it, to change it in some places -- to alter it, in other words, in the light of later philosophy and subsequent considerations.

Are people who take the bible seriously as a religious text -- and of course Hazony, as an Orthodox Jew (a fact he mentions in the book) is presumptively one of those -- really willing to see the philosophy of the Bible chopped up, accepted in part, discarded in part, updated, and generally disassembled in this way?

Of course, as an atheist, I have no problem with this. I think it would be fine to treat the Bible simply as one more philosophy. In fact, I think it might be culturally advantageous to have the Bible routinely spoken about as a particular, fallible work, no different in kind or authority or correctness than, say, Plato or Hobbes. To have it be routine that thinkers say such things as "the Bible has views on epistemology but they have been updated and improved," or "the major work in the Tanakh stakes out a particular political philosophy which is now commonly accepted as untennable". But are religious people really willing to go there? Because even if Hazony, personally, is (and from what I know of him I wouldn't be at all surprised if he was), I doubt that most are.

For that matter, to whatever extent Hazony wishes the Tanakh to be taken seriously as a part of a larger project of Jewish nationalism (and while I don't think it's Hazony's only consideration or even his major one, I strongly suspect it is one of his motivations), making it philosophy could backfire. Greece, to be sure, does still bask in the glory of the philosophical accomplishments of its ancient days, no matter how closely Occam's razor may shave off Plato's beard. But that respect is in part built up from the role that ancient Greek philosophers have had in the ongoing, historical development of world civilization. Which is to say, even if you think Plato is dead-wrong about a lot of things, his importance -- and hence brilliance -- can't be denied. But a text newly taken seriously as a philosophical work must needs take its lumps right now, in the present. What if the result of that is to convince the academy that yes, the Tanakh was written to develop philosophical views -- and that those views are silly or long-since refuted? I'm not saying that this will happen, or even that it's likely to, but if you're throwing the Tanakh into the rumble tumble of the philosophical debate you have to be prepared for it to happen. Are religious thinkers really prepared to do that?

Nor is it simply others dismissing the Bible -- after all, religious thinkers live with people doing that now. But taking the Bible seriously as philosophy means precisely entering into an encounter with its text with a good-faith willingness to oneself find that the views therein are unjustified, dubious, wrongheaded, or flatly ludicrous. If you're not doing that, then you're not really taking the Bible seriously as philosophy -- you're trying to sell something to other people as philosophy, without taking it that way yourself.

One answer Hazony might make to this is to point out that he emphasizes repeatedly that the Bible is an anthology, one which presents strongly differing views on many (philosophical) issues, and which encourages the pursuit of reason. And that's fair enough. But Hazony also describes the Tanakh as representing a school of thought -- which more or less implies some common ground. And he also, in various places, describes some ideas as common to the biblical authors. Is he -- or are others -- prepared to take those views as simply another fallible philosophical view?

In other words: if the Bible is to be read as philosophy, it must cease to be read as scripture. You can't have both.

To read a work as philosophy is to see where it's right, where it's wrong, where it's on the right track but needs emendation -- and so forth. It's to treat it as a fallible, human product. Again, I myself have no problem with this. But is this really a trade-off that most admirers of the Bible will wish to make?

Maybe. Maybe they'll have faith that the philosophy in the Bible is correct (although that is, again, precisely not to treat it as a work of human reason). But I think that all readers of Hazony's deeply impressive, richly interesting book should understand that that is precisely what he's asking. That if Hazony succeeds not simply in changing the way we read the Tanakh, but in getting it adopted into the intellectual philosophical conversation as a work of philosophy (however brilliant), then that will necessitate dethroning it as scripture. As accepting it, in the end, as just another old book. Are we ready for the philosophy of the old Hebrew books that used to be scripture? Because that's what Hazony's argument implies.

If they really think the consequences through, it may turn out that those who are most opposed to reading the Hebrew scriptures as philosophy are not atheists or secularists, but instead those who, on religious grounds, wish them to keep their status as scripture.

Anyone who cares about the Bible should read this book. They'll learn a lot from it, and profit from it. But they may find, in the end, that the very care for the Bible that lead them to read and profit from them will also lead them to reject it.

Update: Typos fixed; (peripheral) link added.

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* For, presumably, stylistic reasons, Hazony refers to the set of texts he is writing about in his book as the "Hebrew Scriptures" -- the Hebrew bible, which is different from the Old Testament in that the books are in a different order and that they are not read in the retroactive light of a later set of works. But, for various reasons of my own, I am going to refer to those texts using the traditional Hebrew term, Tanakh -- which is an acronym for the Hebrew names for the three major divisions of the biblical books, the Torah (the first five books of the bible, the Pentateuch), Nevi'im (the prophets) and Kethuvim (the writings. If you want to know why I made this choice, well, just read the post, bearing in mind Hazony's admonition that its author's purpose is central to the interpretation of a text. (I will also use "Bible" as shorthand for "Hebrew Bible", and hence a synonym for "Tanakh".)

** In this context, it's worth noting that Hazony's doctorate is in political science, and that (at least in America) the philosophical wing of political science is more traditional (in this sense) than the philosophy done in philosophy departments.

*** I don't know if Hazony has ever read J. R. R. Tolkien, but I think that his readings of the bible are against allegory in the specific sense that Tolkien famously stakes out:
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history, true or feigned, with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of the reader. I think that many confuse 'applicability' with 'allegory'; but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author.
This is not, of course, precisely Hazony's point -- he thinks the Tanakh is pointing towards certain points, that the author does press a view; -- but then again, Tolkien himself does that in his own history, as do the majority of histories (of all sorts) for that matter. What Tolkien dislikes is not authorial presentation of views, but the doing so in a clunky and schematic way that is false to human experience; and it is precisely these readings of the biblical stories that Hazony avoids while still showing how they make points.

**** Hazony rejects the idea that the biblical authors simply use a word with two meanings, saying that they "seem not to feel any need to oppose word and object to one another in the manner of the Greek philosophers. Had they felt the need for such an opposition, it seems likely that they would not have remained satisfied with using a single word to describe both.... the biblical authors use the word davar as though they see no need to draw a sharp boundary between word and object." (pp. 209 - 210) I personally find this convincing, but there is an obvious counter-reading that Hazony does not address, namely, that (in a Whorfian sense) the nature of their language led them to conflate (even, to be unable to distinguish) these two ideas, and that if they had had a richer vocabulary they might have thought differently. Personally, I am not convinced by such crude Whorfianism. But it does seem like a gap not to at least address this fairly obvious objection.

***** Hazony doesn't include the sort of sentence that most works on the bible do, along the lines of "I have used such-and-such a translation" or "all translations are my own", or anything of the sort. I am presuming that Hazony either translated the passages himself, or at the very least selected and corrected traditional translations to the point where he is willing to stand by the translations he uses, since he does often discuss mistranslations of various words (which differ from the translations he quotes). But he doesn't say specifically.

§ Thus, neither of these passages sound right:
And Moses said unto the Lord: "O Lord, I am not a man of things, neither heretofore, nor since you have spoken to your servant, for I am slow of speech and of a slow tongue." (Exodus 4:10)

Forty years old was I when Moses, servant of the Lord, sent me from Kadesh Barnea to spy out the land, and I brought him back thing as it was in my mind. (Joshua 14:7)

§§ Hazony resolutely, and probably wisely, avoids the question of the historical accuracy of what he calls "The History of Israel" (namely, biblical history as presented from Genesis through (Second) Kings). It is a can of worms he is better off leaving closed. Nevertheless, I do think it matters, and that any exploration of the philosophy of the Tanakh in greater depth than Hazony's self-described introduction in this book will have to confront the issue. This is not to say that history cannot be written so as to present views on other topics (obviously it can be and often is), nor that fiction is so malleable that it doesn't have anything to tell us about human nature (I think it clearly does), but nevertheless they operate differently -- the way a historian shapes a story to make a point is different than the way a writer of fiction does. If, say, the figures from Adam through Joshua are simply myths, but those from David on are historical (which is my best sense of the current historical holding most widely agreed upon (IANEIT)), then the way that Abel reflects David is going to work very differently than it would were both historical, or both fictional. (For that matter, preexisting fictions retold are yet a different category; and there are many others too.) If we are to interpret the philosophy of the Tanakh, ultimately we will have to decide what sort of text it is -- that is, what relationship its various parts had to real events and (not the same thing) what relationship its authors thought it had to them, insofar as we can figure it out.

§§§ Note that this notion that the philosophical conversation might simply have moved on does not necessarily imply a doctrine of philosophical progress (although I personally do think philosophy progresses, although not inevitably nor always). Richard Rorty, for example, held a view of philosophy as changing in ways that couldn't be described as progress in any terms other than internal ones, but still clearly held that the conversation changed, and for reasons. Which is to say, that even if someone doesn't believe in philosophical progress it's still not the case that the issue here is only one of fashion. Rather, the only model that won't see this as a problem is one in which various philosophical views are eternal, unchanging entities, all available at any moment (from their development on) for adaptation with no sense that there might be things that ever rendered any of those views obsolete. Such a view seems to be related to Hazony's rather old-fashioned view of philosophy. But I think (in a twist that, of course, those holding it would disallow) that it's become untenable.

§§§§ One of the starkest examples of this, for me at least, is Hazony's appendix on the nature of reason. Hazony talks about the fall of the scholastic view of reason and the multiple views of how reason works that currently exist -- fine, although I'm unclear how deeply his reading in the latter goes (although I myself, as I should hardly need to acronymize by now, ANEIT). Certainly, though, he didn't convey a good sense of the various different schools and trends in thinking about the nature of thought that have developed in the modern age. (Again, given his description of the losses incurred with the ending of the scholastic view, I myself felt the omission of Peirce, whose ideas in "More Consequences of Four Incapacities" contrast the scholastics with Cartesian ways of thinking, and then argue for moving beyond Descartes without simply accepting scholasticism either.) But the odd part here was that Hazony then goes into a several-page digression on another view of reason, one compatible with modern science, by means of an explication of the epistemological ideas of -- Isaac Newton. Hazony justifies this by pointing out that Newton's "purpose in composing the Principia was precisely to provide us with examples of proper reasoning" (p. 269). Well, fine. But it's hardly what Newton is remembered for. And there has been a lot of work on the philosophy of science in the last three centuries or so -- work which has been able to draw on, for its study, the actual practice of modern science, which Newton is often said to have originated. A single example makes a terrible data set. (And for that matter, in thinking about Newton's epistemology, I'm reminded of Keynes's remark that "Newton was not the first of the age of reason. He was the last of the magicians, the last of the Babylonians and Sumerians, the last great mind which looked out on the visible and intellectual world with the same eyes as those who began to build our intellectual inheritance rather less than 10,000 years ago". Taking his ideas about reason as the major organizing text in a discussion of how to reconceive of reason is simply bizarre (and speaks, once again, to Hazony's old-fashioned conception of philosophy).

§§§§§ It doesn't help matters that the God that Hazony describes as portrayed in the Tanakh is very much not the God that tends to be defended by philosophical believers these days -- the omniscient, omnipotent, omnibenevolent, unchanging, ground-of-being God of most Western philosophy for more than a millennia. Rather, Hazony argues that the Tanakh presents God as not all powerful ("God, powerful though he may be, is not all powerful", p. 94, emphasis in the original), is not a a perfect being (p. 304, footnote 120: "As far as I can tell, the Bible makes no claim to the effect that God is a perfect being"), is capable of changing His mind ("Isaiah... knows quite well that the God of Israel is changing his mind, and that that which is prophesied does not in every case come true.") I think Hazony is right that this is how the Tanakh portrays God, and that he helps restore our understanding of the text by wiping away the layer of Greek philosophy that had been read into the biblical portrayal of God. But at the same time, this means that the majority of philosophical arguments for the existence of God that have been offered in Western philosophy are simply unavailable to a philosopher seeking to develop the Tanakh's arguments, since they apply only to a being so differently defined that it is questionable whether they should really have the same name. If Hazony is right about the Tanakh, then any reasons to believe in its God will have to be developed more or less from scratch (since the Tanakh itself, of course, gives none).

From a Commonplace Book

Those who profess to favor freedom and yet deprecate agitation are people who want crops without plowing the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters.

This struggle may be a moral one, or it may be a physical one, and it may be both moral and physical, but it must be a struggle. Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will.

-- Frederick Douglas

(Blogging note: since a mammoth post is going up shortly, this will be the last "commonplace book" entry I'll put up for a while -- I want to leave the forthcoming review on top for at least a couple of days. More to come eventually -- just not right away.)

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Six Brief Notes On Safety Not Guaranteed

As I've alluded to from time to time, I don't really see first-run movies these days -- babysitters are expensive, work expansive. It's just not something I expect to do -- it's not so much that I want to and can't as that the idea doesn't really occur to me. But life happens, friends from out of town visit (thanks, Barry!), the stars align, and exceptions occur. So a few days ago, I actually saw a first-run movie in an actual theater: Safety Not Guaranteed. To mark the occasion I wanted to say a few things about it, none of which will spoil anything beyond the first ten minutes of the movie, except one note about the presence of a particular actor in a minor role.

1) Safety Not Guaranteed has a neat set-up. The idea is this. A reporter for a magazine, looking for a story, hones in on this classified ad:
Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. I have only done this once before. Safety not guaranteed.
He decides to check out the guy, to see if he is nuts, running a scam or (just maybe) someone who has built a time machine. He takes two interns with him, one of whom -- played by Aubrey Plaza -- is the protagonist and main viewpoint character of the film. And they go meet the guy who placed the ad.

2) Safety Not Guaranteed is fabulous. It's really, really funny. It's a fabulous character piece, with (in particular) the characters of the intern, the reporter and the man who placed the ad all being fabulous, rich characters with multiple sides. It's well-directed, well-acted, well-written. Really, this is a superb film. Go see it.

3) ...but don't read other reviews, or even really see the preview, before you do, because they all give away too much. I went into the film knowing nothing more than I just outlined in #1 (all of which, again, is laid out right at the movie's beginning), and am really glad I did. But the preview gives more away, and most of the reviews I've seen really give a lot away. Things the movie keeps you guessing about -- like what really is up with the guy who places the ad -- reviews spoil. (Hell, Ebert spoiled the very end of the film in his review.) I think it'd still be worth seeing -- there's a lot more here than the bare plot -- but why not have the full experience? If you want to see it knowing the plot, you can always see it again. (I probably won't -- as I said, I don't really see movies in theaters these days -- but I'd love to see it again if I could.) So avoid spoilers: go see the movie on my sole say-so. You'll be glad you did.

4) Kristen Bell, aka Veronica Mars, has a small role in the movie.

5) The ad in the movie, it turns out, is real -- taken word-for-word for real life, with only the P.O. Box and the sentence order changed. The filmmakers just took the ad and wrote a movie about it. Here's a story by the guy who placed the ad explaining the real reason why he did it. No spoilers for the movie, of course, since they made up their own ad-placer and own story totally different from the real one.

6) The second volume in the Hereville series, Hereville: How Mirka Met a Meteorite, is coming out in November and is available for pre-order on Amazon. Here's my review of the fabulous first volume in the series. And if you don't see what this has to do with Safety Not Guaranteed, Noble Reader, then you're not reading carefully.

From a Commonplace Book

The proverbial German phenomenon of the verb-at-the-end about which droll tales of absentminded professors who would begin a sentence, ramble on for an entire lecture, and then finish up by rattling off a string of verbs by which their audience, for whom the stack had long since lost its coherence, would be totally nonplussed, are told, is an excellent example of linguistic recursion.

-- Douglas Hofstadter

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Proof That Plato Never Took Care of a Toddler

Socrates: ...If you and I were to disagree as to whether one number were more than another, would that make us angry and enemies? Should we not settle such a dispute at once by counting?

Euthyphro: Of course.

-- Plato, Euthyphro, 7b
...presumably Plato never was in charge of a national census, or vote counting in Florida, either.

From a Commonplace Book

Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.

-- Ben Hecht


The newspaper, is the second hand on the clock of history.

-- Schopenhauer

Monday, August 13, 2012

Dar Williams's Olympic Pantheon

I discovered Dar Williams the old-fashioned way: by accident. Nearly two weeks ago, I was driving, listening to the radio, and Democracy Now! ended and Open Tunings came on, and before I could get to a red light and plug in my music, a song came on whose opening chords caught my attention, and made me listen to the whole thing. The song was called "This Earth", and it was from her latest album, In the Time of the Gods.

I thought it was beautiful and haunting and I wanted to hear it again. So I listened to it a half-dozen times or so on youtube, and decided I liked it enough to buy it. But at Amazon the whole album was only $5, so I figured, hey, might as well buy the whole thing...

And I've been listening to it ever since.*

One of the cool things about the album is that it's a concept album: it's a series of songs each about, or from the point-of-view of, one of the Greek Gods -- but in a modern setting, updated, applied to the contemporary world. What this means varies from song to song -- in some cases it's extremely obscure, and you'd hardly know any Hellenic Deities had anything to do with it if you weren't told; in other cases the connection is almost impossible to miss for anyone who read D'Aulaires Book of Greek Myths as a child, let alone one who read it as obsessively and repeatedly as I.**

But while Williams mentioned in various interviews that particular songs were based on particular myths, I couldn't find, googling around, any comprehensive list of which songs go with which myth.

So here's a list:

SongMythSource
"I Am The One Who Will Remember Everything"HeraEdge article
"This Earth"HephaestusMy guess, but the Edge article confirms that one of the songs is based on him
"I Have Been Around The World"VestaPreforming Songwriter Article
"The Light And The Sea"PoseidonPreforming Songwriter Article
"You Will Ride With Me Tonight"HermesEdge article & Preforming Songwriter Article
"Crystal Creek"Artemis & hunter ActaeonWNYC post
"Summer Child"PersephoneEdge article
"I Will Free Myself"DionysusCityBeat review
"Write This Number Down"AthenaPreforming Songwriter Article
"Storm King"Zeusmy guess, despite what she says here about it being Pete Seeger

Again, as I said, some of these are obvious, even to those whose Greek mythology knowledge is several decades dusty. But others aren't. Hence list.

In the meantime, I'm exploring Dar Williams's other songs, bit by bit. The local library had a copy her of her "Best-of" album, Many Great Companions, which I've only begun listening to, although I can already testify that "After All", "When I Was a Boy" and "Mercy of the Fallen" are fabulous.

She seems to be an Established Musician, so I assume someone else has heard of her (and if so, why didn't you let me know?), but I haven't seen anything from anyone I've heard of saying they like her stuff except for this rave blog post from Hendrick Hertzberg. So -- anyone out there a Dar Williams fan?

'Cause I swear, she sings like she's been touched by Apollo.

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* Well, no, not continuously. But a lot. Certainly every day.

** D'Aulaires Book of Norse Myths is, I think, not nearly as well known, but it's also really good.

From a Commonplace Book

Fuck superheroes, frankly. The notion that these things dominate an entire genre is absurd. It's like every bookstore in the planet having ninety percent of its shelves filled by nurse novels. Imagine that. You want a new novel, but you have to wade through three hundred new books about romances in the wards before you can get at any other genre. A medium where the relationship of fiction about nurses outweighs mainstream literary fiction by a ratio of one hundred to one. Superhero comics are like bloody creeping fungus, and they smother everything else.

It's been the hip and trendy thing to do, recently, to say that superheroes are, you know, all right. And, if they're well done, I agree with you. There's room for any kind of good work, no matter what genre it's in.

But that doesn't excuse you from going out and burning out all the bad work at the fucking root with torches. It doesn't excuse all the nameless toss that DC and Marvel and Image and all the others slop out every month. If you want to read three hundred superhero comics a month then you are sick and you need medical help.

Rip from their steaming corpses the things that led superhero comics to dominate the medium - the mad energy, the astonishing visuals, the fetishism, whatever — and apply them to the telling of other stories in other genres. That's all THE MATRIX did, after all.

-- Warren Ellis, "The Old Bastard's Manifesto"

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Quote of the Day: Even Lazarus

No, we had never conquered death, only engineered reprieves (the pill, the powder, the angioplasty, the Fourth Age) -- enacted our conviction that more life, even a little more life, might yet yield the pleasure or wisdom we wanted or had missed in it it. No one goes home from a triple bypass or a longevity treatment expecting to live forever. Even Lazarus left the grave knowing he'd die a second time.

But he came forth. He came forth gratefully. I was grateful.

-- Robert Charles Wilson, Spin (p. 234 of the mass market paperback)
I don't know if I've ever mentioned on this blog how amazing this book is -- an example of a nearly perfect marriage of the literary and the SF novel. I've read a bunch of Wilson's novels (including the two sequels to Spin), and I've enjoyed them all (although the one from earlier in his career was noticeably weaker than the others, all from the latter half of his output to date). But none of them are as good as Spin (including, it must be said, the two sequels to Spin), which is really amazing. (And which I've now read several times -- I keep picking it up to look at some scene or another, and ending up rereading the entire book, not always in order (this most recent time, I began at the scene I as looking for, went to the end, and then started back at the beginning to catch up, as it were.)) Oh, and don't worry about the sequels -- I mean, they're good, but they're not at all necessary -- closer to separate stories set in the same universe than true sequels; certainly Spin stands entirely on its own. Highly recommended.

From a Commonplace Book

We now live in an age in which the imagination of the novelist lies helpless before what he knows he's going to read in tomorrow morning's newspaper.

-- Philip Roth

Saturday, August 11, 2012

From a Commonplace Book

Orwell’s father bore in India the Monty Pythonesque rank of Assistant Sub-Deputy Opium Agent, Fifth Grade...

-- Terry Eagleton

Friday, August 10, 2012

Prolegomena to Any Future a Particular Commonplace Book That Will Post Itself On a Blog

I have a file on my computer entitled "Totally Random Quotes n Tidbits". I use it, basically, as a commonplace book -- a place to copy (or, more often, copy & paste) things I see of interest. The only criteria for inclusion in it is that I find it interesting and either want to have it handy in case I want to read it again or want to increase the chances of my coming across it again. Which is to say, inclusion doesn't necessarily mean that I think it's correct or important or anything. Just that I found it, in some way or another, interesting.

It doesn't have everything I find interesting in it, of course. Sometimes I'll bother to copy something, but far more often I won't. I'm much, much less likely to copy something if I'm reading it on dead trees than online, since in the former case I have to stop reading, go to my computer and retype the passage; in the latter, I just copy & paste -- takes a second. In fact, I started it, basically, to close a tab, which had a nice phrase in it I wanted to be able to find again. And over time I think the most common reason that I found myself adding something to it was just that: I had a tab I wanted to close.

It's led to a few spin-offs. For a while now I've been putting poems I come across in their own file (at least if I want the whole poem and not just a snippet of it). I have a different file for particularly long quotes (though that's short -- usually something is brief, or I'll just save the whole thing in some fashion).

According to the file into, it was created on September 10, 2006. As of today, it's 95 pages long.

I'm going to start posting some of it to this blog. Not all of it. Some quotes in it I've already posted; some are so, well, commonplace that I don't think they're worth posting. Some have staledated. But some of it.

This won't be in place of the blogging I've done heretofore. I presume I'll put up posts as I always have -- inconsistently: occasionally with great frequency, occasionally with long gaps, more or less as the spirit moves me.

But these I'll just queue up to post. I've got the first batch set to go up once a day for the next bunch of days, but after that I'll probably do them intermittently, so that they don't swamp everything else on the blog. They'll just pop up from time to time, intermixed with any other blogging I decide to do. Until I run out. Or get tired of doing it. Or distracted. Or whatever.

The first one goes up tomorrow. It's the one that caused me to start the file -- the tab I couldn't close. It's not, actually, anything important or notable or anything else. Just a phrase I like.

A totally random quote and tidbit.

More to come.

Tuesday, August 07, 2012

"If accurate, it is a devastating rebuttal"

...of an entire career. (via)

Paraphrased Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney: "Companies making clean energy must not get government subsidies; we should only subsidize the companies making energy by destroying the planet because.... Free Market!!"

(link via)

How Power Suborns You

Novelist Barry Eisler, who's also a off-again, on-again blogger, wrote a superb post about how power suborns people, focusing in his case on big-league journalists, although, as he says towards the end, the principles generalize. (I found it via Digby, who has a caveat or two to add.)

Most of the post is a list of warning signs for journalists to look for in themselves. Here's a taste:
2. As the compromises accumulate, you'll need a larger, more all-purpose rationalization to explain them away. I suspect the most common of these boils down to, "Okay, this isn't my proudest moment, but overall I do more good with my journalism than I do bad. Plus, if I left this position, it would be filled by someone with (even) greater capacity for compromise, and less capacity for doing good. So on balance, I have to do this small bad thing in the service of the larger good I do."

If you're especially adept with this rationalization, you should be a politician, where your talents can find their greatest expression. As a journalist, you're just not being all you can be.
Read the rest.

(Oh, and I've been meaning to post on Eisler's very enjoyable -- and refreshingly cynical (and leftist) thrillers -- for a while, but, until I get around to it, let me note that they're a lot of fun. I started with this one, and it's probably still my favorite; this sample section (pdf link) sold me on it. Note that the NYT quotes are real.)

Monday, August 06, 2012

If I Twittered, I'd Retweet This


Actually, one more while I'm at it:


...I came across this guy's twitter feed here. Most of its humor simply wasn't to my taste (some I found positively distasteful). But those two made me, as the kids say, LOL.

Monday, July 30, 2012

Three Cheers!

"The drafting committee for the Democratic Party platform voted unanimously to include a plank supporting marriage equality."

-- TPM

And there was much rejoicing.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Quote of the Day: Joseph's Table Talk

TV is less interesting than people, but people are less interesting than robots.

-- Joseph Saperstein Frug


Summer Batman Entertainment

No, not the film -- which I haven't seen, largely because seeing films in theaters just doesn't fit into my life these days for a variety of reasons -- but rather political analyses of the film, which I, for one, have found quite interesting and entertaining. To wit:
My favorite is probably the Brady, but I found them all interesting and, well, entertaining. So, if you're looking for some high-quality lite summer popcorn political theorizing, have to.

Update: 2 and 1/2 months later, David Graeber writes a piece on this topic.  Not what you'd call timely, I guess, but worth reading.

Monday, July 23, 2012

The Suspension of Disbelief Has Limits, After All

From America's Finest News Source (via), it seems Superman has gotten a bit too unrealistic:
While they acknowledged that enjoying the adventures of a superhero who can fly, lift a bus over his head, and shoot beams of intense heat from his eyes requires some suspension of disbelief, longtime fans told reporters they simply could not accept a daily metropolitan newspaper still thriving in the media landscape of 2012.

"I can play along with Superman using a steel girder to swat someone into outer space, but I just can't get past the idea that The Daily Planet still occupies one of the largest skyscrapers in all of Metropolis and is totally impervious to newsroom layoffs or dwindling home subscriptions," said comics blogger Marc Daigle, adding that it was impossible for him to even look at Superman's alter ego, Clark Kent, without immediately thinking he would have been replaced long ago by a freelancer who gets paid nine cents a word and receives no health benefits. "Every time The Daily Planet shows up, I just get taken out of the story completely. I usually flip ahead to Superman freezing a volcano with his breath or something."

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Quote of the Day: Of Despair and Climate Change

Taken from a pair of comments in this comment thread from Making Light. The comment thread really springs to life with the first of these comments, so my advice (if you're interested) is to read the post, and then skip to this comment and proceed from there.

The general topic is a bad move by Greenpeace (see the post for details). But it's PNH's broader point I want to highlight here. Patrick Nielsen Hayden:
I do think that what [Greenpeace's bad move] springs from isn't arrogance but despair. If there was ever an issue in human history that could conceivably justify people deciding that the time for conventional tidy morality is past, the oncoming juggernaut of global climate change is probably it. It's going to kill hundreds of millions of us and leave the rest with significantly degraded lives, and it's clear that our wonderful political systems and our "meritocratic" elites are powerless to do a thing about it.

Bruce Sterling observed years ago that there will be purges, show trials, and public executions once the next level of climate calamity kicks in. I see no reason to think he was wrong. One can only hope that the set of victims will have some overlap with the guilty, but that's probably unwarranted optimism. (And yes, it does occur to me that I and everyone I know could defensibly be classed with "the guilty.")

I'm not saying any of this in order to argue with Abi's post or with anyone in this thread. And certainly not to justify Greenpeace. But I have a lot of sympathy with them. They're right. The threats they've been trying to point out are real. Nothing they try, nothing anyone tries, seems to work. This is the kind of situation in which people go crazy, lose their moorings, turn on one another, and start disregarding the copybook virtues. It's called "desperation" and the rest of our lives will see much more extreme versions of it.
Then, a few comments down, PNH continues:

What I should have said is that it's clear that our wonderful political systems (you know, our Freedoms, the ones the Terrorists Hate Us For) and our "meritocratic" elites have no intention of doing anything about it. I don't actually think they're powerless. I think they just don't care. They'll ride it out. Their lives will be okay. (Not for nothing is Cory Doctorow's "Chicken Little" one of my favorite SF stories of the last decade, because it's all about this: we live in the era during which the 1% are pulling up the ladders. They'll be fine. Many of the rest of us will be fucked.)

I'm not "despairing". I think something resembling human civilization will survive. It's just that a lot of actual, you know, people won't survive to enjoy it. For them, it is the end of the world. We've decided that's an acceptable cost. Those decisions are made now.

Arguments about "despair" are bullshit. Thousands of us turned out in the streets to say no to invading Iraq. The US and its tributary states invaded anyway. Lots of people said "don't despair." Who are we talking to when we say that? The tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians we butchered? Do they get a pass on the "don't despair" stuff? Oh, wait, it doesn't matter, they're dead.

I've never advocated giving up. But for God's sake can't we look our losses in the face and recognize that this much loss leaves some of us broken. That's really all I was trying to say. Greenpeace did a stupid thing here, and I've (actually) felt for a long time that Greenpeace is kind of stupid in its messaging and methods. But holy crap I can sympathize with the kind of despair that can lead to mistakes on this order. So go ahead and repeat to me how despair is a sin. I refuse to believe that imagination is one.

As I said in a comment I myself (just now) added to the thread (wherein I linked to and quoted from this post by Dave Roberts; see also here), I don't know if despair is a sin, although it certainly seems self-defeating. At the same time, I don't see how to avoid it. At this point, turning a political corner on this looks less likely than, say, benevolent Vulcans arriving to pull our fat out of the fire.

On this issue, despair hits me and I squirm to try to avoid it, but usually can't. Any suggestion for any positive action that has a less than vanishingly small chance of actually doing anything commensurate with the scope of the problem would be greatly appreciated.

Friday, July 20, 2012

Denver Massacre

Hard to find words for such horror. Here are some who managed to find good ones:

Adam Gopnik
Alyssa Rosenberg

...may add more if I see more. (Not really looking that hard. It's too horrible.)

RIP

Update: What Michael Grunwald said:
...there is nothing wrong with politicizing tragedy... politics is about life and death and human suffering. At least that’s what it should be about. If advocates or experts or even politicians think their policy ideas can prevent the next Aurora—by preventing potential killers from obtaining guns, by making sure potential victims can carry guns, or by some other method—then by all means, now is the time to spread the word.... It’s telling that the people who get paid to analyze politics recoil at the notion that its practitioners should connect it to real-life pain. They think they’re covering a sport, an entertainment. But politics matters, because policies matter. “Obamacare” and “gay marriage” are not just issues that might play badly with swing voters or turn the tide in Virginia; they’re issues that affect people’s lives. Gun control and the Second Amendment are issues, too, and now seems like a pretty good time to talk about them.
Adam Serwer has some thoughts along the same lines. (Both via.)

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Composition No. 1: a Review (Sort Of)

In 1962, French author Marc Saporta published a book entitled Composition n° 1, which was published in English (as Composition No. 1) in 1963 in a translation by Ron Howard. What made the book unusual was its format. It consisted of 150 separate, unnumbered pages, which
The reader is requested to shuffle these pages like a deck of cards; to cut, if he likes, with his left hand, as at a fortuneteller’s. The order the pages then assume will orient X’s fate. (Composition No. 1, instructions)

This is not, in and of itself, a unique idea, although Saporta's novel takes it to a rather unusual extreme; he was also one of the first to try it, with others following him.* But it was unusual, and got a lot of attention -- more commented on than read, is my impression. It went quickly out of print, and was hard to find, since libraries tended either to not bother with the thing or to make it an uncirculating rarity (as at the Cornell library, for instance), presumably due to its odd format.**

Fortunately for those of us who like offbeat literature, it was brought back into print last year in what sounds like a gorgeous edition by the press Visual Editions, which seems to specialize in off-beat, oddly-formatted books. Unfortunately for those of us who aren't paid six-figure salaries for doing no work, it was priced at $40.

Fortunately, Visual Editions was kind enough, and smart enough, to put out an iPad version, which is only $5. So I bought that.

And, unfortunately, it's terrible.

Not the book -- although what I've read of it doesn't inspire me to shell out $40 for a version that I can actually manage to read in a non-annoying way. No, I'm talking about the iPad app.

The rest of this post is a review, not of Saporta's text, but of Visual Edition's electronic presentation of it. If you're curious about Saporta's text, I recommend Derik A. Badman's review, Jonathan Coe's review, and various others you can find online. Good pictures of the print edition -- which everyone seems to think was fabulously designed -- can be found here and here.

The basic app is functional enough, with a fair number of extraneous and not all that interesting bells and whistles. It has an opening title page where you can move the letters of the title, author, etc around like a refrigerator magnet -- although they also move on their own, which makes it slightly irritating. (I haven't yet given it to my three-and-a-half-year-old son -- maybe he'd love that function.) There's a "disruptive typographic artwork" using all the letters from the text, which is pretty enough, but doesn't have much to do with Saporta's novel. There's the video trailer for the print edition. And there's an introduction to the book itself Tom Uglow, who seems to be a google/youtube muckity-muck. All well and good, and as bells-and-whistles for an otherwise functional app it would be unremarkable.

The irritation begins when you actually want to read Saporta's text.

First of all, Saporta's original introduction -- the description of the text and the instructions for use -- isn't given. At all. Now, this isn't a fatal omission -- you can find it online (Derik Badman conveniently reprints it, for instance.) But frankly you shouldn't have to. If you want to add a new intro, fine, live it up. But a republication should include the whole book -- and an author's introduction is a clear part of that, especially in this instance.

But that, too, would be ignorable, if the text weren't presented in such a !@#$% annoying way.

Here's how it works. You click the "begin" button on the introductory page -- and you start to see a random flickering of 150 pages scrolling by. To stop it you touch the screen -- and you have a page which you can read. But! If you pick up your finger, it instantly starts to scroll again. That's true whether you're done, or you twitch (or have to scratch or get jumped on by a three and a half year old), or your finger muscles get tired and you try to switch fingers. And if you weren't finished the page, too bad, because there's no way to go back: if you want to re-find a page you have to restart the randomized scrolling (restart, because it is set up not to repeat a page you've already seen***) and keep hitting pages randomly until you happen on it. Otherwise it's gone. Oh, and if you miss half a page and go back, rerandomize and find it? You've lost the earlier order -- which you might be a hundred pages into -- and have to go through an entirely new random order, with old and new pages mixed in. There's no way to save an order, to return to an old order, to keep a page still without holding a finger on it the whole time, or go back to an earlier page to check something you already read. That's all impossible.

Now, to be fair, I knew all this going in -- some of the reviews I read of the app mentioned it, either as a drawback or in a 'its-probably-good-in-some-experimental-literary-sense' way. But knowing it is one thing; actually envisioning how irritating it is going to be, how much it is going to mess with the reading experience, is another thing.

What really galls me is that this is not any part of Saporta's design. If a writer wanted to write a book like this -- with the inaccessibility of the previous pages and orders, the possibility of loosing half a page from a momentary lapse of attention, and so forth, built into the conception of the thing -- then I could get into the idea, and at least tell myself that that was the experience I was supposed to be having. But a moment's thought will reveal that all of these features are extra aggravations not in the print edition.

Obviously, once you shuffle the cards into a new order, you loose the old one and can't go back to it (there are no page numbers or anything else that would make recording the old order easy), and I suppose it's always possible to drop the entire deck. So in that sense some of the app's frustrations are recreations of the original. But most aren't. In a shuffled deck of cards, there's nothing to stop you from going back to old cards; nothing to stop you from stopping your reading halfway through a page and then starting it again,**** whether the break is for a second or a decade. You can flip ahead and back, keep the order as long as you like -- even read the book twice through in the same order. You can deliberately lay out the cards and choose an order for them -- switching the random order into a preferred one, in a specific local instance, or globally. Hell, if you're willing to go to the trouble, you could even record the order (writing down opening words) and restore it later. It is, in short (and I'm guessing here, based on descriptions of the thing -- I've never seen a physical copy save in photographs) far less of a pain in the ass to read, a book which gives you many possibilities the iPad app denies.

And there's no earthly reason this had to be the case. Why not simply have the "begin" button put the pages in an order -- and then let the reader slide back and forth (as in the iBooks or Kindle apps) in that order as often as they like --- and even, heaven forfend, lift their finger up from the page without it swirling off? Ideally, that order would hold even if you want to go back and reread the intro, quit the application, or whatever... until a "shuffle" button were hit again, and the order was randomized once more. Again: I'm not suggesting lessening Saporta's experimental design; I'm suggesting faithfully recreating it, rather than adding to it in ways he never intended or imagined.

So why did they do it? Presumably some theoretical idea about emphasizing the randomness of the text, enhancing the aleatory nature of the experience. Or something. But frankly, as far as I'm concerned, it's bullshit: it turns an actually aleatory text into an unreadable one.

Now, in my personal opinion, it would be nice if etexts added new functionality rather than just recreating the old. Which is to say, with a deck of cards, there's no easy way to remember an old order after shuffling up a new one. But in the ebook version it'd be easy to have each order remembered (if the reader wished) so that you could read one, read another, and then go check something in the first version. I think that'd be neat. Here, of course, I can see plausible theoretical objections -- since this isn't something Saporta intended -- but personally I'd be in favor of adding an ability and then allowing readers not to use it, rather than denying it. But I can see why some people would disagree.

But not giving you the options the physical book gives you? Not letting you even read the text without holding a finger on the page? That's just lousy design.

And frankly it made the book essentially unreadable for me.

Again, to be fair, I'd probably have persisted despite this if what I did read of it grabbed me. I read at least a dozen pages in their entirety, and part of another dozen or two more (usually because I lost my place halfway through without meaning to, rather than loosing interest). But none of them struck me enough to persevere through the irritating format -- or, as I said, to shell out $40 for the paper version. A novel like this is not going to grab the reader by plot, obviously, so it needs to grab the reader in some other way: with fine prose, striking ideas, interesting juxtapositions on different pages, strong characters, startling brief vignettes on any given page -- something. And thus far the pages I read didn't grab me that way. I'd probably continue to explore it at least a little... except that the design of the app is irritating enough to dissuade me.

In short: total ebook fail.

If anyone from Visual Editions should happen on this review, my request would be to put out a new (free!) upgrade of the app. At least make the thing work the way a deck of cards would: with the reader able to go back and forth, lift their finger off the page, and not loose the order until the decision to reshuffle is made. I don't know the first thing about iPad programming, but I can't imagine it'd be that hard to do. So please, make this odd, experimental book at least as usable and reader-friendly as its author did -- and as you made the print version.

For anyone else: if the idea of the book intrigues you enough to want to read it, I advise you to shell out $40 for the paper version, or go to one of the libraries that lets you read their copy under armed guard and do that. Using the iPad version, even as a test to see if you like it enough to go to the trouble and expense of getting a paper one, just isn't worth it.

I will admit, though, that this whole experience has made me rather curious about B. S. Johnson's The Unfortunates. Fortunately, however, it's not available in ebook format, so there's no temptation there. If I want to read it, I've got to shell out for a dead tree copy.*****

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* Other examples. Well, there's Raymond Quneau's famous work Cent mille milliards de poèmes [A Hundred Thousand Billion Poems], published in 1961, the year before Saporta's novel (and thus, presumably, not an influence on it, since the latter was almost certainly already been well under way). (Quneau's poem is translated in its entirety in the Oulipo Compendium, and is also available in various online formats.) A later work, on which Saporta was an influence, was B. S. Johnson's novel The Unfortunates, which was published in 27 sections, with a first and last identified and the rest shuffleable into any order. Robert Coover's 2005 short story "Heart Suite" is in the same format. And beyond these, there is the world of hypertext with its vast and ill-defined boundaries.

** There were worse solutions. According to Johnathan Coe, "the British Library holds two copies [of the French edition]: both, I'm sorry to say, diligently bound by over-zealous librarians (though at least each copy has the pages bound in a different order)."

*** Which means -- yes, I clicked through to check -- that once you reach the very last page, you can pick your finger up and read it in an ordinary fashion, as there's nothing left to scroll: one page you get to read in an ordinary way.

**** In the iPad version, of course, lifting a finger starts the shuffle again, leaving the old page unrecoverable -- so that you can only stop on the end of a page. If you quit the app (or close the iPad) halfway through a page, then restarting it will return you instantly to the shuffle, not to the page you left.

***** The Unfortunates, unfortunately, seems to be as unavailable at libraries as Composition No. 1 is -- for, presumably, the same reasons.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

XKCD is Awesome, Part 10,000,001,101




So, devoted xkcd fan that I am, I nevertheless missed this one: its April Fool's joke this year.



The comic was called "Umwelt". And the title tooltip (nearly all xkcds have them, and they're often the funniest part of the strip) defined it:
Umwelt is the idea that because their senses pick up on different things, different animals in the same ecosystem actually live in very different worlds. Everything about you shapes the world you inhabit--from your ideology to your glasses prescription to your web browser.
I don't really recall what cartoon I saw on April 1: but I know I didn't explore it enough to think of, say, opening it in a different web browser.



It turns out that you saw a different comic in different circumstances. Different web browsers or devices (computers v. mobile phones, for instance) gave different comics, but others were region specific, or tied to various other things.



I have not -- oddly enough, given not only what xkcd is like, but what its fans are like -- a definitive list of all the variations, or even a definitive count of how many there were. Granted, it's complicated: some variations were minor alterations of others, some were entirely different cartoons.



But there are a number of discussion threads and other link pages that link to a lot of them. This article gives a good introductory sense of what sort of variations we're talking about. Then the relevant discussion threads on the xkcd forums and explain xkcd both had links to jpgs of a lot of versions. This video shows the way a particular cartoon (it was the one I saw just now, on Firefox on Mac in upstate NY) alters when the browser window is resized. This google docs roundup has a lot of different versions. Perhaps the most complete lists of links are those in this follow-up post on explain xkcd.


But what's most amazing to me about this whole thing is that, while some of the comics are not quite up to par, and some are minor variations on a particular idea, many are actually good enough that you wouldn't be surprised to see them as a regular xkcd installment (including the basic theme under several sets of those variations). Which is to say: this joke must have been a really tremendous amount of work -- for a joke which insured that most people would miss most of the comics.



Which, in my book, is pretty impressive.



I've stuck a few ones I like into this post, but really -- if you like xkcd, you should go explore. They're fun.



And if you don't know xkcd, check it out. (Just hit the random button, ignoring any cartoon numbered less than 100 or so -- he took a while to hit his stride.) Especially if you understand the meaning of the number in the title of this post (hint: look at the number of the comic this post is about.)


Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Generic LImerick

There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
    The X did thing A,
    In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.

That fabulous little limerick is from Wikipedia's page on meta-jokes -- a really awesome page (and, hence, probably at risk for deletion under Wikipedia's standing 'musn't-get-too-fun'). It's uneven -- some of what they cite as meta-jokes seem not to qualify, at least to me. But there's good stuff there. Here are two others I liked:
"How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?"

"A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question."
And, slightly less abstractly:
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Leprechaun walk into a bar. The Leprechaun looks around and says, "Saints preserve us! I'm in the wrong joke!"

They also quote several classic not-quite-limericks, a sub-sub genre I must admit a certain fascination with. In addition to the famous ones about the men from Peru and Verdun, there is W. S. Gilbert's famous one:
There was an old man of St. Bees,
Who was stung in the arm by a wasp;
    When they asked, "Does it hurt?"
    He replied, "No, it doesn't,
But I thought all the while 'twas a Hornet."
And one by Tom Stoppard which I'd never seen before:
A performative poet of Hibernia
Rhymed himself into a hernia
    He became quite adept
    At this practice, except
For the occasional non-sequitur.
...and now I'm going to stop before I quote the whole damn page. Go read the rest if you're so inclined.

Monday, July 16, 2012

The Evolution of Section 1 of Walt Whitman's "Song of Myself"

I have long known that the first edition of Walt Whitman's seminal book of poetry Leaves of Grass, published in 1855, was much shorter than the final edition (the so-called "death-bed edition" of 1891-1892.) (The first edition had twelve poems in it; the last (depending on how you count) ten or more times that.) I was less focused on the fact that, in addition to poems being added, the older poems were rewritten as the editions went on. And only in the last day or two have I taken note of the fact that that rewriting was a gradual process, as various poems I've come to know and love in their final forms only took those final forms in the 1881-1882 edition. (The death-bed edition was unchanged, save for a number of poems added as "annexes" at the end.)

In this post I thought I'd trace the changes in the first section of "Song of Myself" -- probably Whitman's most famous,* and arguably his greatest, poem, and certainly the most famous and greatest one from the first edition of Leaves of Grass. And, not incidentally, my personal favorite too.

(Note: all the texts here are from the astonishing Walt Whitman Archive, which has both text and scanned-page-image versions of all the editions of Leaves of Grass, as well as a really amazing amount of Whitmania. If you're at all interested in Whitman, check it out.)

First I should mention that, the title of the work underwent several changes. In the 1855 edition, the poem later known as "Song of Myself" was basically untitled.** There were no numbers (the final text was divided into 52 sections). The opening words were:
I CELEBRATE myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.

I loafe and invite my soul,
I lean and loafe at my ease . . . . observing a spear of summer grass.
And that's it: there's then another stanza break, and the next words are the words that (in the final text) start section two ("Houses and rooms are full of perfumes"). Note that the ellipsis in the final line above is in the original.

In the second edition of 1857, a mere two years later, the poem has acquired a title: "Poem of Walt Whitman, an American.". Its opening is as follows:
I CELEBRATE myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me, as good belongs to you.

I loafe and invite my soul,
I lean and loafe at my ease, observing a spear of summer grass.
That is, substantially the same, but the ellipsis is gone.

In the 1860 edition, the poem's title has been shortened to "Walt Whitman". The text is unchanged -- save for the addition of a capital letter on soul's s -- but each subsection is now numbered:
1 I CELEBRATE myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me, as good belongs to you.

2 I loafe and invite my Soul,
I lean and loafe at my ease, observing a spear of summer grass.
These numbers do not correspond to the section numbers of the final text; one is given to each stanza, so there are 366 in total, far more than the 52 sections of the final text.

In the 1867 edition, the only difference is that the commas at the end of the first, second and fourth lines have become semi-colons. In the 1871 edition, nothing at all has changed in the opening.

Then, in the 1881-1882 edition, there are a host of changes, as the poem takes on its final form. First, it first takes on the title "Song of Myself", by which it has since been known. Secondly, the poem is now divided into 52 sections rather than numbering each stanza. And the first section takes on its final form:
I CELEBRATE myself, and sing myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.

I loafe and invite my soul,
I lean and loafe at my ease observing a spear of summer grass.

My tongue, every atom of my blood, form'd from this soil, this air,
Born here of parents born here from parents the same, and their parents the same,
I, now thirty-seven years old in perfect health begin,
Hoping to cease not till death.

Creeds and schools in abeyance,
Retiring back a while sufficed at what they are, but never forgotten,
I harbor for good or bad, I permit to speak at every hazard,
Nature without check with original energy.
The commas are back. And the first line is filled out -- "I celebrate myself" has become "I celebrate myself, and sing myself". I definitely prefer the latter, but I don't know if it's because it was the first I got to know well.

But there are two wholly new stanzas, adding a substantial amount of text between the "spear of summer grass" and the "houses and rooms" which starts section 2.

They are not, however, original to the 1881 edition. Rather, they were moved to "Song of Myself" from a different poem -- the poem that would become known as "Starting from Paumanok".

"Starting from Paumanok" does not exist in any form in either 1855 or the 1857 editions. In the 1860 edition, however, a set of prefatory stanzas -- numbered, as were the stanzas of "Walt Whitman" (aka "Song of Myself"); there were 66 total -- were added before the words "I celebrate myself", which had previously been the first words of the first poem. In the 1860 edition those prefatory verses were titled "Proto-Leaf", and the 11th and 12th stanzas were as follows:
11 In the Year 80 of The States,
My tongue, every atom of my blood, formed from this soil, this air,
Born here of parents born here,
From parents the same, and their parents' parents the same,
I, now thirty-six years old, in perfect health, begin,
Hoping to cease not till death.

12 Creeds and schools in abeyance,
Retiring back a while, sufficed at what they are, but never forgotten,
With accumulations, now coming forward in front,
Arrived again, I harbor, for good or bad—I permit to speak,
Nature, without check, with original energy.
Close to the two stanzas that would be added to section one of "Song of Myself", but not identical -- a few lines never made it into "Song of Myself" -- particularly the first line ("In the Year 80 of The States") and the middle of the second stanza ("With accumulations, now coming forward in front,/Arrived again..."). And there are some minor changes of punctuation and line formatting.

"The Year 80 of The States", incidentally, is presumably dated to the Declaration of Independence, which would place it from July 14, 1856 - July 13, 1857. Whitman was born on May 31, 1819, so for most of that year he was 37 years old, turning 38 shortly before the end of the period. Nevertheless, in this version Whitman describes himself as "thirty-six years old"; he wouldn't update (correct?) that until the 1881-1882 edition (at which point he was 62). Oh, and it was Balboa, not Cortes, Mr. K.***

In the 1867 edition, the prefatory verses had become "Starting from Paumanok", and is divided into sections, although each stanza is still individually numbered. Section 4 of the newly-titled poem reads:
11 In the Year 80 of The States,
My tongue, every atom of my blood, form'd from this soil, this air,
Born here of parents born here, from parents the same, and their parents the same,
I, now thirty-six years old, in perfect health, begin,
Hoping to cease not till death.

12 Creeds and schools in abeyance,
(Retiring back a while, sufficed at what they are, but never forgotten,)
I harbor, for good or bad—I permit to speak, at every hazard,
Nature now without check, with original energy.
The extra lines from the second of those two stanzas are gone. As if in compensation, the final line gains the word "now". And the punctuation is still different -- the second line is in parentheses, there's the m-dash in the third, and a few commas are different. The first stanza is changed largely in line breaks and punctuation (including, oddly, the previously normal word "formed" becoming here "form'd").

The 1871 edition made no changes in those verses.

Then, in 1881-1882, they are not only given a few changes, but are translated from the fourth section of "Starting from Paumanok" to being the second half of the first section of (the newly christened) "Song of Myself".

Which I've already quoted.

I haven't yet read through all the various versions side by side, or even the 1855 version and the final 1881-1882 text side-by-side, to see how this goes through the whole poem. My sense is that, given the transposed stanzas, this section goes through larger changes than most. But I don't know. I do know that a fair number of Whitman scholars apparently prefer the 1855 version -- and that, based on this little exercise, I -- so far -- don't.

Still, it's all interesting. At least to people given to Nortonian pedantry (are you reading the footnotes?)

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* Its only competitor for this title, I think, is O Captain! My Captain!, which is widely taught in schools -- but which is also utterly uncharacteristic of Whitman, as atypical a work (at least in form) as he ever wrote (at least in his mature period).

** It was headed with the words 'Leaves of Grass', the title of the book of the whole, as were half of the dozen poems included, but it's not really a title and has never been taken as such.

*** Or was it? It seems there are counter-arguments to this oft-made puff of Nortonian pedantry (who knew?): see C. V. Wicker, "Cortez-Not Balboa", in College English, Vol. 17, No. 7 (Apr., 1956), pp. 383-387, expanded on in Charles J. Rzepka, "'Cortez: Or Balboa, or Somebody like That': Form, Fact, and Forgetting in Keats's 'Chapman's Homer' Sonnet", in Keats-Shelley Journal , Vol. 51, (2002), pp. 35-75. (Links to stable JSTOR cites for those with library-granted access.) I only skimmed the first of them, but it seems to me like Wicker has a pretty decent argument.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Quote of the Day: The Comforting Side

The comforting side in most conspiracy theory arguments is the one claiming that anyone who's in power has any plan at all.

-- XKCD (in title text)

Sunday, July 08, 2012

Poem of the Day: Theme with Two Variations

The theme, William Wordsworth's classic poem "Daffodils"
Daffodils

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed--and gazed--but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

-- William Wordsworth

The first variation, a parody, by that prolific poet "anonymous":
There once was a poet named Will

Who tramped his way over a hill

    And was speechless for hours

    Over some stupid flowers

This was years before TV, but still.

-- Anonymous
...I gotta admit that last line just kills me.

The second variation: an oulipian transformation of the poem by Harry Mathews, using the N+7 technique (which I've discussed (and essayed) before, including my reservations about it). The Oulipo Compendium defines the technique as follows:
Choose a text and a dictionary. Identify the nouns in the text and replace each one by counting seven nouns beyond it in the dictionary... With classical poetry, meter and rhyme can be ignored or respected. In the latter case, one selects the first noun to satisfy the prosodic requirements of the original starting with the seventh noun listed in the chosen dictionary. The search for a suitable replacement may extend over several successive letters...
The Oulipo Compendium reprints Mathews's poem in its entirety, but should your copy of the book not be right at hand, just for convenience, here it is:
Imbecile

I wandered lonely as a crowd
That floats on high o'er valves and ills
When all at once I saw a shroud,
A hound, of golden imbeciles;
Beside the lamp, beneath the bees,
Fluttering and dancing in the cheese.

Continuous as the starts that shine
And twinkle on the milky whey,
They stretched in never-ending nine
Along the markdown of a day:
Ten thrillers saw I at a lance,
Tossing their healths in sprightly glance.

The wealths beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling wealths in key:
A poker could not but be gay,
In such a jocund constancy:
I gazed—and gazed—but little thought
What weave to me the shred had brought:

For oft, when on my count I lie
In vacant or in pensive nude,
They flash upon that inward fly
Which is the block of turpitude;
And then my heat with plenty fills
And dances with the imbeciles.

-- Harry Mathews

I wouldn't, myself, have taken this work to imply any disrespect for Wordsworth, but apparently Mathews is not much of a Wordsworth fan:
Mathews has no qualms about dissing Wordsworth. Indeed, he can't understand how anyone who takes literature seriously and cares about words can not disrespect Wordsworth. As he told me on the phone shortly after the reading, he holds Wordsworth responsible for the largely mistaken direction of most modern literature. Before Wordsworth and the Romantic poets, he said, personal feelings were just a small part of what literature addressed. Because of Wordsworth, emotions became the subject of literature: sincerity moved to the center of the literary enterprise, and to be morally responsible meant that one had to account for one's feelings. "It's all so nauseatingly bourgeois."

"I also hate him for the hypocrisy of his theoretical positions," Mathews said, warming to his subject. He was thinking especially of Wordsworth's pronouncement, in his 1800 preface to Lyrical Ballads, that the language of poetry should be the "language really used by men." "'Language that men really use.' What could be more 'poetic,' more literary, than Wordsworth's language? If only he had used simple, unpoetic language. If someone had come along capable of combining the intricacies of Milton's prosody with genuinely simple diction, wouldn't that have been something?"

Wouldn't that last have been Robert Frost?

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this little excursion into Daffodiliana.

Saturday, July 07, 2012

Lines in Larry Kramer's Seminal Essay "1,112 and Counting..." Which Could Be Written Today About Global Warming

I'm teaching Larry Kramer's astonishing article, "1,112 and Counting...", on Monday for part of a unit on AIDS we're doing in a class on the social history of medicine. About this article, Randy Shilts wrote in his astonishing history of the early years of the AIDS pandemic, And the Band Played On:

Kramer threw a hand grenade into the foxhole of denial where most gay men in the United States had been sitting out the epidemic. The cover story of the New York Native, headlined "1,112 and Counting," was Kramer's end run around all the gay leaders and GMHC organizers worried about not panicking the homosexuals and not inciting homophobia. As far as Kramer was concerned, gay men needed a little panic and a lot of anger.... Kramer's piece irrevocably altered the context in which AIDS was discussed in the gay community and, hence, in the nation. Inarguably one of the most influential works of advocacy journalism of the decade, "1,112 and Counting..." swiftly crystallized the epidemic into a political movement for the gay community at the same time it set off a maelstrom of controversy that polarized gay leaders....

-- Randy Shilts, And the Band Played On, pp. 244, 245

Rereading it, it occurred to me how appropriate the tone of the article is -- not the specifics, obviously, but the tone in general -- to global warming.

I herein presented the edited version: sentences we could say about global warming, right now. Of course "killing us" in Kramer's work was in the present; now it is still -- mostly (global warming-induced wildfires and hurricanes aside) -- in the future. But the scale of the possible devastation is, of course, greater than even that great calamity.

We -- the people of the earth -- need someone to rouse us to action. Where is the Larry Kramer of global warming?

***

If this article doesn’t scare the shit out of you, we’re in real trouble. If this article doesn’t rouse you to anger, fury, rage, and action, [human beings] may have no future on this earth. Our continued existence depends on just how angry you can get....

I repeat: Our continued existence as [human beings] upon the face of this earth is at stake. Unless we fight for our lives, we shall die. ...we have never before been so close to death and extinction....

Why isn’t every [person on this planet] so scared shitless that he is screaming for action? Does every [person on this planet] want to die? ...

Priorities in this area appear to be peculiarly out of kilter at this moment of life or death....

To continue to allow [status-quo politicians] to represent us in [any government] will, in my view, only bring us closer to death....

With his silence on [global warming], the [President of the United States] is helping to kill us....

I am sick of our electing officials who in no way represent us. I am sick of our stupidity in believing candidates who promise us everything for our support and promptly forget us and insult us after we have given them our votes....

I am sick of the [mainstream media], which has yet to quite acknowledge that there’s anything going on....

With the exception of... a few, very few, other [small] publications, the [mainstream] press has been useless. If we can’t get our own papers and magazines to tell us what’s really happening to us... how are we going to get the word around that we’re dying?

Unless we can generate, visibly, numbers, masses, we are going to die....

I am sick of everyone in this community who tells me to stop creating a panic. How many of us have to die before you get scared off your ass and into action?... Over and over again I hear from [people], “Why aren’t you guys doing anything?” Every politician I have spoken to has said to me confidentially, “You guys aren’t making enough noise. Bureaucracy only responds to pressure.”...

Get your stupid heads out of the sand, you turkeys!...

How can they value life so little and [gas-guzzlers and profits] so much?...

I don’t want to die. I can only assume you don’t want to die. Can we fight together?

I hope we don’t have to conduct sit-ins or tie up traffic or get arrested. I hope our city and our country will start to do something to help start saving us. But it is time for us to be perceived for what we truly are: an angry community and a strong community, and therefore a threat. Such are the realities of politics....

I hope I have not been guilty of saying ineffectively in five thousand words what I could have said in five: we must fight to live.

I am angry and frustrated almost beyond the bound my skin and bones and body and brain can encompass. My sleep is tormented by nightmares...

I know that unless I fight with every ounce of my energy I will hate myself. I hope, I pray, I implore you to feel the same....

If we don’t act immediately, then we face our approaching doom.

* * *

Volunteers Needed for Civil Disobedience

It is necessary that we have a pool of at least three thousand people who are prepared to participate in demonstrations of civil disobedience. Such demonstrations might include sit-ins or traffic tie-ups. All participants must be prepared to be arrested. I am asking every [...] person and every [...] organization to canvass all friends and members and make a count of the total number of people you can provide toward this pool of three thousand.

Let me know how many people you can be counted on providing. Just include the number of people; you don’t have to send actual names – you keep that list yourself. And include your own phone numbers. Start these lists now.

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

The Unanimous Declaration of the Scientific Teams at the CERN Large Hadron Collider

In Press Conference Assembled, July 4, 2012:

When in the course of scientific events it becomes necessary for one particle to create the mass which attracts one to another, and to assume among the particles of the bestiary the confirmed status to which the laws of science and scientific priority provide it, a decent respect to the opinion of mankind requires that it declare the evidence which compels us to believe in it.

We hold these truths to be evident only through decades-long search: that all particles do not have mass equally, and that they are endowed by the Higgs-Boson with certain variable mass; and that among those particles are the quarks, the leptons and the bosons; that to secure this mass, Higgs-Bosons are distributed among particles, which derive their evident mass from the action of the Bosons....
Warning: joke still under construction. Physics of the area definitely uncertified; the entire joke might collapse at any moment. Wear hard hats at all times.

Happy Independence & Higgs-Boson day, everyone.