Tonight is the first night of Chanukah, and some people know just how to celebrate:
in New York !@#$% City. (At Balducci's, a store about which I know nothing.)
Image blatantly lifted from here, which got it from here, which got it from the source -- which has several more, plus the news that "As of Tuesday morning 12/4, the hams are now tagged with green 'Perfect for the Holidays!' signs."
As it says in the Hebrew Bible: Oi.
Well, however you celebrate it -- or even if you don't -- I wish everyone a happy Festival of Lights.
(Housekeeping: this blog will continue to be on low-frequency, largely-link posting through much of December. I hope to resume more frequent postings after that.)