You gotta FIGHT! For your RIGHT! To --

So far this semester, I have seen these comparisons made in student papers:

• Coney Island is like college weekends -- a place to unwind & go crazy
• Civil disobedience in the Civil Rights Movement is like college kids' drinking -- a protest against an unjust law

...and we're not quite yet a third of the way through the semester.

Someone's doing something wrong.  I don't know if it's me, or them, or Our Society, or all of the above.  (My default is to blame everybody.)  But someone's doing something wrong.